MOAB (Mother Of All Burps)
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“All it needs is some cold Slavs.”
[More Slavs are probably on our side than on the Russians’ side, but it’s a joke I had to get out of my system.]
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Russia wants to play ketchup?
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“Because Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-E-M-O-A-N-Y-A”
{Caption redacted due to it’s explicit sexual nature}
Does “redacted” mean, “dacted again”?
Only cause it couldn’t be tridacted.
████ ██ ██ ████ ███ ████████. 🤣
The Iranians are *really* gonna hate this…
Dog Day Afternoon…
Shouldn’t it be entering through the rear? You know, the back door?
An early, failed Mossad infiltration attempt into Iran – “They’ll never notice “Meyer” on the side…”
Look, if you want us to come up with funny captions, you’re going to have to find silly pictures, not these everyday scenes.
Technical virgin, the PG visual
Farnkly, even the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile has to obey traffic laws. And if the driver doesn’t, he or she may end up getting grilled by the cops.
In honor of the Wienermobile, Trump changes the name to the Farnkmobile.
No problem
Sometimes a Wienermobile is just a Wienermobile – and then there’s this.
Apparently, Nathan’s once again lost the defense contract…
Joey Chestnut
The Airforce lording their fanciness over the other branches who only wish they could get Oscar Meyer meats.
{Vehicle stalls}
Me [for the second time in a week]: “Honestly, Babe, never happens!”
I’ll wait for the Luftwaffle.
Girl on right:
“Oh, honey, that reminds me . . . your cousin was so great at the wedding reception.”
MOAB (Mother Of All Burps)
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“All it needs is some cold Slavs.”
[More Slavs are probably on our side than on the Russians’ side, but it’s a joke I had to get out of my system.]
.
Russia wants to play ketchup?
.
“Because Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-E-M-O-A-N-Y-A”
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You were expecting Virgin Airlines?
I can’t get no satisfaction! ~ 8224