Straight Line of the Day: What Can President Trump Hope To Accomplish With His State Visit to England? Posted by Oppo on 6 September 2025, 12:00 pm
In a show of goodwill he could take a quick jaunt over to Ireland and offer Rosie the ambassador’s job to the Russian Front. Reply to this comment
What Can President Trump Hope To Accomplish With His State Visit to England? Offer true Britons asylum. In Canada. Retake it for freedom. Oh and take our nukes back. You know Britain rents them? Reply to this comment
Going to bring back a case if Jaffa Cakes. “They’re tremendous, really great, you gotta eat two at a time, the chocolate, the orange filling, just spectacular, you gotta try em!” -DJT 1 Reply to this comment
Drop a load of FP-45 Liberators to UK school girls. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FP-45_Liberator 1 Reply to this comment
He can set up an arms deal to sell them Mexicannons.
In a show of goodwill he could take a quick jaunt over to Ireland and offer Rosie the ambassador’s job to the Russian Front.
What Can President Trump Hope To Accomplish With His State Visit to England?
Offer true Britons asylum. In Canada. Retake it for freedom. Oh and take our nukes back. You know Britain rents them?
Straighten those limeys out about what a pudding is…
Bring Chris Rock along on his Pudding And Biscuits Tour.
He can declare the English language is now the American language.
Bring ’em Meghan and Harry.
Go to George III’s chapel and kick it in the apse.
Going to bring back a case if Jaffa Cakes.
“They’re tremendous, really great, you gotta eat two at a time, the chocolate, the orange filling, just spectacular, you gotta try em!”
-DJT
Drop a load of FP-45 Liberators to UK school girls.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FP-45_Liberator
Drop off the first boat load of ICE detainees at our new penal colony.
Appoint the Scottish knife girl to the Department of Homeland Security.