Cyprus has a cat problem: One feline for every resident
AP | October 14, 2025The island of cats has a cat problem.
Officials in Cyprus, the small island nation in the eastern corner of the Mediterranean, estimate there is roughly one feral cat for every one of its 1 million inhabitants — though activists contend the actual population is hundreds of thousands higher.
Clearly a problem: human over-population.
The frisky felines were getting a bit aggressive until Scruff McGruff and Elon Musk developed a solution: Robotic rocking chairs.
Once they decimate the natural fauna, we can enslave them with promises of Fancy Feast…
It’s mainly a problem as the whole island reeks of one HUGE litter box, not counting the damage the Strays are doing. I heard it’s almost unlivable there now even for a True Blue Cat Lady.
Cyprus, isn’t that where Pepe Le Pew retired?
“Oohh, les Moors
Ohh, toujours…”
Well, that’s a mice problem to have.
We have surf and turf. They have Dragon Tiger Phoenix…
https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=7a55ddd728a7ba96&rlz=1C1GCEB_enUS1166US1166&tbm=lcl&sxsrf=AE3TifOU8xsY4BmJy0hgzOYFPdHC28Zovg:1760808813002&q=chinese+takeout+in+Cyprus&rflfq=1&num=10&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjn1sP-o66QAxVdMlkFHZM4KmwQjGp6BAgxEAE&biw=2048&bih=983&dpr=1.25#rlfi=hd:;si:;mv:[[35.181760890422844,33.179804768550596],[34.70885960175634,32.109754512658085]]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_tiger_phoenix
Guandong? Sounds like cooked animal penis’s with a sprinkle of bat guano.