Thanks, Elon!

Elon Musk’s X recently rolled out a new feature that shows the location that accounts operate from.

IMAO has been revealed to originate from a so-called “Satellite of Love” — far enough from the moon to avoid collateral damage, but close enough for a really good aim.

Babesleaga Group AJ : Week 2 : Jennifer Love-Hewitt vs Julianne Moore

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Jennifer Love-Hewitt vs Julianne Moore

Jennifer Love-Hewitt (0-1-0 Pts. 56 Avg. 56.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Anne Hathaway 56-58

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Julianne Moore (1-0-0 Pts. 49 Avg. 49.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Jessica Chastain 49-42

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Babesleaga Group AJ : Week 2 : Natalie Portman vs Selma Hayek

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Natalie Portman vs Selma Hayek

Natalie Portman (1-0-0 Pts. 54 Avg. 54.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Emily Blunt 54-50

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Selma Hayek (1-0-0 Pts. 72 Avg. 72.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Elizabeth Olsen 72-24

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Straight Line of the Day: Tehran Running Out of Water. IMAO Response: …

Taps run dry as water crisis forces Iran to consider evacuating its capital
NBC News | Nov. 16, 2025 | Amin Khodadadi, Evan Bush and Babak Dehghanpisheh

… Iran is facing its worst water crisis in decades. With no end in sight and authorities warning they may even have to evacuate the capital of 10 million people, residents like Ensani are scrambling to respond.

“We didn’t have water for three days. The pressure was so low that nothing came out.”

  1. Need reporters with even cooler names.

Babesleaga Group AJ : Week 2 : Anne Hathaway vs Elizabeth Olsen

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Anne Hathaway vs Elizabeth Olsen

Anne Hathaway (1-0-0 Pts. 58 Avg. 58.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Jennifer Love-Hewitt 58-56

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Elizabeth Olsen (0-1-0 Pts. 24 Avg. 24.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Selma Hayek 24-72

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Babesleaga Group AJ : Week 1 : Results and Standings

And we’re off!

Results

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114 votes · 114 answers

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Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Selma Hayek1 – 0 – 07272.002472.00 – 24.00
Anne Hathaway1 – 0 – 05872.005658.00 – 56.00
Natalie Portman1 – 0 – 05454.005054.00 – 50.00
Julianne Moore1 – 0 – 04949.004249.00 – 42.00
Jennifer Love-Hewitt0 – 1 – 05656.005856.00 – 58.00
Emily Blunt0 – 1 – 05050.005450.00 – 54.00
Jessica Chastain0 – 1 – 04249.004942.00 – 49.00
Elizabeth Olsen0 – 1 – 02424.007224.00 – 72.00

Week 2

  • 10:00 am Anne Hathaway vs Elizabeth Olsen
  • 2:00 pm Natalie Portman vs Selma Hayek
  • 6:00 pm Jennifer Love-Hewitt vs Julianne Moore
  • 8:00 pm Emily Blunt vs Jessica Chastain

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Well Miss Cardinale next week is Thanksgiving and you know what that means.”

“Not really.”

“The drinking lamp is lit.”

“But Mr. Walrus, you know Tequila makes my clothes fall off.”

“Really? 🙂 “

Winner

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Consumer Corner: Packed In Like Sardines

That old saying had a clear meaning, right?

Until recently, that is.

For the first time in my life, I opened Bumble Bee sardine tins — 3 over the course of a month — and in all three found, upon peeling back the finger-cutter, that I could see the bottom of the tin.

Yes, the sardines had been layered somewhat diagonally, so they could get fewer fish into the tin.

It gives a weight, but naturally I don’t have any old tins to compare with, to see if the weight is diminished. If it’s not, I guess I shouldn’t complain.

Yet here I am.