All this time I thought oder primarily means “or” in German.
Hitler deciding to invade Poland or Russia first:
“It depends on what the meaning of “oder” is.”
Whups. Type too fast.
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“Intern! Get in here!”
“Whuh?”
“Read this headline. Did you proofread it?”
“Yuh.”
“Well, do you notice anything amiss, miss?”
“Th’ first word.”
“No, anything misspelled?”
“Misspelt?”
“Misspelled. Gene did.”
“Who?”
{Sigh} “Take the afternoon off. Nice crop-top, by the way.”
Wow, did you see that article about all those killers who ended up on death row simply because they neglected their personal hygiene? That would suck getting the electric chair because you got some rank pits, know what I’m saying?
Okay, technically that one dude is getting the joy buzzer Barcalounger because he decapitated sixteen people with a nail file, but he got caught because of his crotch rot.
By text message from burner phone.
I walking down the street the other day…
Who did I meet?
I met a psychopath and I did say,
“Man I can smell your feet a mile away!”
In other words, distance is your friend…
All this time I thought oder primarily means “or” in German.
Hitler deciding to invade Poland or Russia first:
“It depends on what the meaning of “oder” is.”
Whups. Type too fast.
.
“Intern! Get in here!”
“Whuh?”
“Read this headline. Did you proofread it?”
“Yuh.”
“Well, do you notice anything amiss, miss?”
“Th’ first word.”
“No, anything misspelled?”
“Misspelt?”
“Misspelled. Gene did.”
“Who?”
{Sigh} “Take the afternoon off. Nice crop-top, by the way.”
Definitely out of oder…
Oder in the Court!
Law and Oder PU:
“Hey you rookie go start processing that dead body that’s been laying in the street for about a week.”
“Smells like bad cheese.”
— Edam 12
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“Let’s roll-on!”
— Mennen Black
Oh dear!
Sergeant Joe Friday:
“Please….just the facts Mamdani.”
Dude, is that your armpits or the rotting body under your floorboards
Wow, did you see that article about all those killers who ended up on death row simply because they neglected their personal hygiene? That would suck getting the electric chair because you got some rank pits, know what I’m saying?
Okay, technically that one dude is getting the joy buzzer Barcalounger because he decapitated sixteen people with a nail file, but he got caught because of his crotch rot.
Daaaummm you’re making me self conscious and I wanna take a shower now.
Jack the Riper
John Wayne Gassy
Jeffrey Dumber
Andy Felthersnatch
Ivan the Terrible-smeller
Genghis Khan-I-Get-Away-From-This Foul-Stench
New World Oder..we need Klaus to Schwab up that mess..WHO else vill do it?
Allahu Gackbar
Holding your nose and nasally from behind the louvered closet doors.
Getting the minority guy in the group to escape and return with some clothespins might send a message as he becomes the first victim.
Appear on The View and announce that you love the smell of fresh roadkill skunk in the morning.