Santa Aghast
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Sailor Asks Santa To Remove Skipper, Old Couple, and Professor From Island
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Santa Struggles To Decide Whether Intern Belongs on “Naughty” or “Ver’ Nice!” List
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Opossum Asks Santa for an Underground Walkway or an Aboveground Skyway To Cross Road
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British Royals Ask Santa for More Crown Jewels, Because Why the Hell Not?
Mrs. Claus wonders why Santa took twice as long at IMAO intern lodging than at any other stop.