Wild video captures women brawling across coffin at funeral after learning they both dated the dead man
NY Post | 4/08/26 | Zoe Hussain
- Easy — Ginger vs. Maryann!
- Blofeld vs. Q
- IRS vs. Credit Card Companies Owed Money
- People Who Know the Difference Between Caskets vs. Coffins (Pedantic to the end)
- Wake vs. Woke
- Scotch vs. Irish
- Irish vs. Irish
- Irish vs. Everyone
- Dali Lama vs. Tiger Woods (long story)
My Mom vs. my Wife
My Aunt vs. my Wife
My Cousins vs. my Wife
The detectives vs. my Wife
… probably my wife shouldn’t go to my funeral.
Cat fight.
Now, now, girls – I loved ALL of you the most.
A Brawl I’d Expect At My Funeral: …
Four totally hot brunettes, three totally hot blonds, two totally hot redheads..and partridge in a pear tree
All fighting to see which one gets to pee on my grave first…except the partridge…I guess.
My children bawling over who will sort through the crap in my garage.
A Brawl You’d Expect At Your Funeral: … Any, since to expect one means I should be alive toenjoy it.
…a white-hot theological brouhaha over which order of service to follow…
I expect the brawl to be between those who prefer Jameson and those who prefer Paddy.
Maybe, if anyone showed up, some gay cannibals a couple of old school carnival bosses looking for a fresher freaks body to display: “The hideous Inside-out man who exploded from backwards farting.”