Officials in Venezuela are calling for a massive march against the United States.
Should get a good turnout, as long as the event comes with free toilet paper.
Officials in Venezuela are calling for a massive march against the United States.
Should get a good turnout, as long as the event comes with free toilet paper.
A Million Mayan March?
[No, that would be Guatemala. Way to ruin a perfectly good joke, Reality! And poster Anonymous.]
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Everywhere I hear no sound of munching, crunching people
Cause summer’s here and the time is right for foraging in the street, boy
But what can a poor country do
‘Cept to blame it on another land?
Cause in what’s left of this dying Caracas
There’s just no need for a sleek frying pan
No
Hey! Think the time is right for inflation and a schism
But where I live the game they play is communist socialism
Well, then what can a poor country do
‘Cept to blame it on a more rockin’ land?
Thanks to the Left in this dying Caracas
There’s no need this week for a frying pan
No
Hey! Saved all week to eat this varmint
I’ll shout and scream, I’ll kill the king, I’ll rail at all his Charmin
But what can a poor country do
‘Cept to get Rickrolled again?
There’s nothing left in this dying Caracas
You just not going to see no sleek frying pans
No
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Everywhere I hear the sound of parched and starvin’ people
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Yeah, I know the number of syllables is off in a few places, but Mick could make it work.
I ain’t heard that song in ages. Bacon to you, sir. Well played.