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  1. NOT having sex in the Oval Office with an intern.
    NOT employing a Chinese spy on his staff.
    NOT beating his live-in girlfriend.
    NOT leaving a young woman to drown to protect his political ambitions.
    NOT having the Secret Service keep his wife away from the pool while he played humina-humina with a starlette.
    NOT being a swamp dweller.

    • Ha!! You thought I was going to say it would be for hanging around with rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists didn’t you!

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