Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The CIA’s newest super-secret spy device…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The CIA’s newest super-secret spy device…
The CIA’s newest super-secret spy device…
CNN. Hey, it was how Obama got all his information on his scandals.
The CIA’s newest super-secret spy device…
well I’m not saying it is being supplied by Aliens but… its being supplied by Aliens.
The CIA’s newest super-secret spy device…
reads the signs on the Moon
The CIA’s newest super-secret spy device…
the Comey of Forgetting.
…will be developed by the Chinese government owned company, Google.
…imbeds steganography within steganographic images of steganographic images. Requires an array of IBM Summit supercomputers to process…
The Dobie-o-Matic
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…code-named “Mister Rogers”, involves micro-recording devices implanted in everyone for 24-7 real-time surveillance. Analysis of results takes decades to produce, but is very thorough…
…will be operated by Russian immigrants.
…x-ray vision eye glasses from Boys Life Magazine.
…still won’t be able to find Trump/Russia collusion.
…is aimed at the White House.
…is sensor-laden kimchi, to finally crack the super-secret bowel habits of Kim Jong-Un…
The CIA’s newest super-secret spy device…
is about as effective as the older super-secret spy device, but costs a lot, lot more.
The CIA’s newest super-secret spy device…
ain’t a secret anymore.
The CIA’s newest super-secret spy device…
Was developed and sold to the CIA by the Acme Company.
Coyote tested, Roadrunner approved.
The Acme Company is a wholly owned subsidiary of Huawei Ltd.
…is a fly on the wall device that is actually a fly on the wall.
…is the same secret weapon the FBI has: just make stuff up.
… looks like your cell phone, works like your cell phone, is your cell phone.
… is cleverly disguised as a utility belt
… was stolen by the New England Patriots
Does the NFL have a rule against that as well?
According to Goodell, only if they deflate it.
Actually only if they suspect that. The NFL does not require any actual proof to punish.
So true. Proof is so antiquated, when mere shrill allegations are readily available.
…is a shrubbery.
A ribbon.
If you’re cuter, enemies won’t hit you as hard.
was first tested by moose and squirrel.
…a camouflaged giant wooden badger.