Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
…chip brains…
…on a shingle…
Where’s the beef?
…make billions bow to their will…
…want fries with that…
…recognize “fake news”…
…rub their stomachs and pat their heads at the same time.
…accept the metric system…
Oh, THAT’S not going to happen. I’d sooner switch to cubits and shekels.
Hogheads per fortnight
I accept the metric system. I accept that it is just fine for Europeon lozers.
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
…tell the difference between s**t and Shinola.
In the case of the vast majority of Millennials this would be a great improvement.
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
…determine that UFOs are real, it’s the Airforce that’s imaginary.
…compose clever Straight Line of the Day responses that don’t reference Aliens, Monty Python, The Princess Bride, or Blazing Saddles.
Inconceivable, I know.
Weirdo.
Damn Cat.
A tool shed with all the tools removed is just an outhouse.
Even if you leave the sander?
I always loved the Colonel’s chicken.
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
go to infinity…and beyond!
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
freak out their cats.
I thought thats what laser eyes were for
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
put 2 and 2 together.
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
dip twice.
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
move out of Scarecrow status.
…locate a “brain joanna” to aid in rebuilding blighted areas in cities such as Detroit.
Dramaboi…it was worse than Detroit!
Over Macho Grande?
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
well I’m not saying, see that the sheriff is an Alien of unusual size building a large wooden badger but…the sheriff is an Alien of unusual size building a large wooden badger.
Harumph!
…have zombies eat only one….. brain chip that is.
Unfortunately it’s a Lays.
mysteriously cloud the minds of socialists…
They call it the “Cranston” effect.
Scientists Are Developing a “Brain Chip” That Will Give People the Power to… know whats watt.
Say whaaaaa?!?!
…separate the Clintons from their wealth.
Never happen!
…make Alec Baldwin funny.
You’re gonna need a bigger Chip.
Also never happen!
…enjoy “Captain Marvel”…
Ouch! Meow.
… make the brain green in one stroke.
Rather than a stroke making the brain green?
Damn Cat.
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
…dodge, dip, duck, dive and… dodge.
Dodge!? I once owned a Dodge…does that count??
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
…walk like an Egyptian.
Talk like a MAN.
He sphinx, therefore he is.
Oh, sorry: I thought we were talking about brain Cheops.
Sigh!!
There is no stopping Oppo, you can only hope to contain him.
Like EEEeeeeegahhhhhh!
On No! He’s broken containment! RUN FOR LIVES! RUN!
… post comments about Star Wars ’round the clock.
Slogan: “Incel inside.”
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
…kneel before Zod.
Scientists are developing a “brain chip” that will give people the power to…
…win the lottery at will.
… have a HAL/Lucy-nation: it’ll give you a cyberspace habit but not let you kick it.
…hang their bath tissue over the top as it should be.
Open the pod bay doors.
… understand the tax code
… Tell the difference between butter and “I can’t believe it’s not butter.”
Survive exposure to the Total Perspective Vortex