IMAO is (so I’ve been told), in the running for Best Humor Blog in the 2006 Weblog Awards.
And today I noticed that some group calling itself the Monger Horde is encouraging people to spread vicious fabrications about Frank J.
Obviously a clandestine smear campaign designed by IMAO’s competition.
They’re asking “What changes would FrankJ make to the Bush administration as a cabinet member?”
Which is just a silly question, because Frank J. isn’t going to join Bush’s cabinet.
He’s going to replace John Bolton as the UN ambassador.
“But,” I hear you whine in protest, “Frank J. is just a sad little effeminate girly-man with no facial hair! How can he replace the fearsomeness of The Mighty Stache?”
Simple.
Although Frank J. is swishy as an industrial washing machine and has a face so amazingly baby-like that it makes Leonardo DiCaprio look like Clint Eastwood, he’s not completely without weaponry.
(see extended entry for Frank’s weaponry)

With Frank J. as UN ambassador, all nations will bow before his mightiness as they:

As long as Frank’s alarming underarms are keeping the spaghetti-spined ninnies of the UN at bay, America will be free to do as it pleases.
Which includes voting for IMAO as Best Humor Blog.
Which you should do now, before I question your patriotism.