Dubya-2

The Gamestop at our mall had a whole bunch of Dubya-2 boxes stacked up in their storefront window. Having a husband who would elect me Wife of the Year and Queen of the Universe were I to wrap up a Dubya-2 and put it under the Christmas tree this year, I got hesitantly excited. I knew that it was false advertising, but I decided to ask anyway, because I would have regretted it if I didn’t.
SARAHK [in underwhelmed voice]: Do y’all actually have Wiis?
CLERK [very casually]: Oh no.
SARAHK: Oh. Because, see, you have the boxes all stacked up in the window, so… it’s just, that’s very deceptive.
He had no comment. Had moved on to fiddling with a display. Was ignoring me. There’s a word for that store and that deceptive Dubya-2 display.
Starts with a W. Ends with an anker.

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