Had enough fun coming up with Hillary ’08 campaign slogans?* Well, Jim Treacher (now blogging at The Daily Gut with everyone’s favorite HuffPoster) is trying to come up with a name for a Hillary Clinton fan club.
Rodham’s Rangers?
Hillary’s Hellions?
I dunno; that one is a challenge.
UPDATE:
I had missed the spirit that Treacher’s fan club names were made in. Here’s another try:
“Leaders Interested in Associating with Rodham”
* The correct answer is “No. I could never be done with that. It’s pure comedy gold!”
Hillary’s Whores is kind of catchy.
Carrion Eaters for Hildebeest!
The Vince Foster Channelers of America
Hussies for Hillary
I’m still trying to wake up here. I’ll come back.
Hermaphrodites for Hillary!
Excuse me. It’s still early in the morning here.
Hillary’s Hillbillies
Hillary’s Lesbo Legions
Hillary’s Harlots
A cleaner illiteration and quite accurate
Hillary’s Nags & Pussies
Hillary’s Hammer & Cycle Gang
Hillary’s Red Star Riders
Hillary’s Minion
Hillzebub and the Valkyries
Legion
The Hillary Hamas
Cunning Linguists for Clinton
Brevity is the soul of wit, so how about “The Moo-Cows”?
Hillary’s Hitmen
Hillary’s Anti-God Society or H.A.G.S.
White Water Wacko’s
The Arky Malarky’s
Hillary Dillary Docs-
Socialist Trusting Doctors or STD’s
The Bitch’s Bitches
The French.
Clinton’s Corroded Clitoris Commandos
Uncle Hillary’s Heros
Pagans
Hillary’s Nuts.
Ummm
how about an accurate name: The P.C. Leftist party
Pretty in Pinko
The Thick Ankle Brigade
Heil Hillary
The Hillary Youth
The Pantsuit Brigade
Hillary’s Hellions
The Blue Dresses
People Who Don’t Want to Be Audited
People Who Don’t Want to “End Up Like Vince”
Hillary Macht Frei
People Too Dumb to Know Better
The Hillary Hlux Hlan
The Cut and Run Commandos
Hillary’s Lapdogs
Rodham Rangers
Hillary’s Harpies
The Perpetually Aggrieved
Hillary’s Handwringers
OK, so “Rodham Rangers” isn’t much different than “Rodham’s Rangers”. But getting rid of the “‘s” makes it much funnier! Really! And this is not because I have no short term memory!
Hillary’s “Bachelorette Friends”
The New York Times
Al Qaeda
Hillary’s Hijackers
Hillary Akbar!
Hillary’s Horrors
Rodham’s Reprobates
Rodham’s Racketeers
Hillary’s Hookers
“Tyson’s Corner”
(Funny if you live in the DC area)
“Tastes Like Chicken”
“Whore-ibble”
“Lampthrowers”
Da Rough Years Start Now And This Chick Has Loved Emitting Strong Body Odor
Rodham’s Ramrods
Milli Vanilli
The Cover-Up Covergils
The Hillary-Krishnas
Code:Stink
The Cigar-ettes
Rodhamites!
Rodham and Gomorrah’s
Pillars of Salt.
The Rowdy Rodhamites!
Sometimes I think I try too hard.
Douchebags!
Boot Licking Lackeys of the Degenerate She-Devil.
(With a grudging nod toward A. Whitney Brown)
*Loyal subjects of “Her Thighness”
*Rodham Akbar
*Douchebags?
The Church of Satan.
The City of San Fansisco.
Al Quida.
The Daily Kos.
Air Amerika.
The National Lawyer’s Guild.
Hollywood.
Minions of the Antichrist.
N.O.W.
C.A.I.R.
MoveOn.org
Kill America Now.
The American Communist Party.
Coalition for People who don’t think they pay enough taxes.
Disarm America.
Hippies.
Wolfman,
How could you forgot the ACLU?
Shame on you.
Working for
Hillary’s
Opposition to
Republicans in the
Election
The Flying Monkeys
The Bee-yotch’s Bee-yotches
Gazoontite Spacemonkey.
Red Rodham Clinton’s Waco Commies
Hills Angels (with apologies to Benny)
Bill’s Booty Call
In reference to the only Hispanic the Democrats sent home, let alone kidnapped and sent home – Elián Gonzalez…
…Cubans Hooding Junior
Rodham’s Rug Rats
Rodham’s Rug Munchers
The Janet Reno Dance Party
Do you guys know what an acronym is?
Hilary’s Harridans of Hell.
Thunder Thighs of the Left
(S)enator (C)linton’s (U)nited (M)ovement to (B)ring (A)bout (G)lobal (S)ocialism
the useful idiots
Worshipping Whackos
Thrills for Shrill Hill
Plastic Surgeons for Pelo—-ooops! we Mean Hillary — “you go gir…oops…we mean, go Man go!”
Huh? Man, I was just here for the dope, man! What? No dope? — I guess I’m gonna just go and help save some trees, man! They at least have dope, man!
The Screen Actors Guild
IATSE
AFL-CIO
One of my friends suggested having a reality show with the Clintons on there and calling it “Despot Housewives”.
Quote of the month:
If you can’t say anything nice at all about somebody, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.”
-Jeff Foxworthy
Neo,
Sho! (Drawing my tanto to commit suppuku).
Do you guys know what an acronym is?
Posted by:
Jim Treacher on January 27, 2007 01:52 AM
A flying forest sprite?
Hillary’s Activist Groupies