If all the computers in the world worked together, it would still take them six quintillion years to calculate exactly how awesome Fred Thompson is. In fact, computers will never be able to calculate that since Fred Thompson’s awesomeness increases faster than Moore’s Law.
The democRATs density increases at the rate of Moores Law, however! Good one, Frank!
If you were to over clock Fred Thompson, it would overwhelm our very existence.
No one would dare clock Fred Thompson, let alone overclock him.
Fred Thompson has multiplied Infinity by Infinity. And that number was smaller than Fred Thompson’s greatness.
That lasy sentence should be on a shirt
Fred needs to be the Commander in Chief so we (of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) can win the war against the Left-Wing Godless Horde Conspiracy. WoW.
Fred Thompson may appear to be a tough conservative but this is what he is really like on the inside: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik8xpHdItrE
Fred Thompson’s inner fairy
Leave it to a democRAT like Sarcasmbiatch to link to some fairy. Probably one of many on your daily “must see” list right along with Daily Kos and the other Pervs. on the left. Give Barney Frank a call…he’d be happy to “have you down” for the weekend.
The left is a bit like the folks in ‘A Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy’. They’ve always got the answer but haven’t got the faintest idea what the question is.
I could rephrase that. They always have the answer and all questions must lead to the accepted answer. Just think in terms of Medieval Catholicism and you won’t be far off.
When Fred Thompson checked into Hilbert’s Grand Hotel, there was no room left for anyone else.
There’s a 40% chance of rain and a 100% chance of Fred Thompson kicking your ass.
How many licks does it take for Fred Thompson to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll Pop?
None- the Tootsie Roll Pop shivers with fear and shatters.
Fred Thompson can get the ketchup to the bottom of a Heinz bottle just by glaring at it.