Fred Thompson kills at least one terrorist every day before he even has his first cup of coffee. You don’t want to be the terrorist he kills before he gets his first cup of coffee.
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Hell is a welcome sight to that terrorist, because at least he doesn’t have to wrestle with Fred Thompson for eternity…. unless Fred consumes his soul, a fate worse than damnation.
Fred Thompson does not have a first cup. He brews an old fashioned percolator pot of java and then drains the whole thing down, grinds and all. Then he tosses the pot however many feet or miles it takes to hit the nearest bunny or puppy.
Hell is a welcome sight to that terrorist, because at least he doesn’t have to wrestle with Fred Thompson for eternity…. unless Fred consumes his soul, a fate worse than damnation.
is that the one he ties to a cross and has trained pigs eat or the on he drops a ton of bacon on????
Those are the ones usually known as “Whereabouts unknown”, aren,t they.
The best part of waking up… is realizing Fred Thompson decided not to kill you in your sleep.
Don’t forget about the terrorist Fred Thompson uses as a filter for his coffee…
I thought you were just going to put all of these on a t-shirt and we could just laugh at the dope who buys one…
Not buying a Fred shirt is a hangable offence in North Carolina.
We have another Andrew on here?
Fred Thompson does not have a first cup. He brews an old fashioned percolator pot of java and then drains the whole thing down, grinds and all. Then he tosses the pot however many feet or miles it takes to hit the nearest bunny or puppy.
Fred Thompson decides which terrorist lives and which dies today…I like that!
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris wears Fred Thompson pajamas. Fred Thompson sleeps naked cause nothing is badder than him.