The Boston Pop’s Opening Orchestral concert was marred last night by black-tie on black-tie violence. According to sources at the event, the Marauding Mozarts clashed with their rival gang the Bustin’ Beethovens.
Said one witness, “At first, they were bashing each other without rhyme or reason. However, after a while, they picked up the pace to a nice bouncy Allegro.”
The Reverend Al Sharpton today denounced the black-tie on black-tie violence. He stated, “I want to ask Mitt Romney why the Mormon church went such a long time without playing classical music. How does he explain that?”
Updates will be available as they develop.
Crickets chirping, the sound of the wind stirring through the leaves, the soundless wimper of a joke that completely bombed.
Mitt responded: Shut yo mouth befo I gets all Mormon Taberknuckle Choir on yo ass
That’s what you get for shushing a couple who refuses to stop chattering thoughout the concert.
Geeze, if ya wanna talk with the Pops playing in the background you should of stayed at home, planted yourself on the couch with the wife and blasted the stereo.
(eye roll)
morons.
Boston Pops
This may be the first time they have been considered controversial.
Hey, it coulda been worse. If it was Wagner, they might have invaded Rhode Island…
It was inevitable. This bunch has been threatening us with their violins for a long time.
One has to be careful with Wagner. The last time they played excerpts from Die Walküre, they had to stop the performance when Hillary and Boxer began flying around the theatre and screaming.