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There’s still a good chance that Barack Hussein Hilter Pol Pot Obama is going to be the Democrats’ nominee, but I feel like I just don’t know enough to ridicule him for the months ahead. He had the one slip up where he inflated a death toll by a couple orders of magnitude, but that hardly enough to peg him with for a whole campaign season. I guess this is the advantage of being an empty suit: It’s really hard to ridicule someone for just for being an empty suit. I can name more things wrong about the Republican front runners than I can with him.
So, time to make things up.
BAD THINGS ‘BOUT OBAMA
* Any time you get Obama talking about any subject, he starts bringing up facts about serial killers. That guy just won’t stop talking about how impressive serial killers are.
* If he can’t become president, Obama would like to be a telemarketer.
* Obama thinks the minimum age for snorting coke off strippers should be five.
* You don’t want to hear what Obama said about your mom. It was true, but he didn’t have to say it.
* Obama owns over twenty cats and his home smells weird.
* Obama plans to vote for Hillary Clinton.
Obama washed out of NASA. They dumped him ‘cuz he kept farting in the airlocks.
If you put a “Y” in front of his name and drop the “b” it becomes “Yo Mama!” Coincidence? I think not!
Notice that you never see Obama and OJ in the same room at the same time? Hmmmmmm.
The Coke snorting fact damn near made me have a biological breakdown.
Obama studies the histories of serial killers. Learning from the past?
Obama only pretends to be an unskilled politician.
Just think, if Obama wins, we’d have a President with the initials BO. That just stinks!
Help me! I live in Obamaland, the home of the ObamaTrackers….
Obama use to sell used cars until they decided at the dealership that even they had to set the bar somewhere when it came to telling customers the truth…
Obama once served as Hillary’s humidor.
Can we get him to eat pork chops on tv? It sure would clear up whether or not his Muslim upbringing has any current hold on him.S
We can’t have Obama as president. The MSM would be in a constant state of” Obamagasims.” Nothing would ever get done. No one would know their opinions on anything anymore….
Wait just a minute. Maybe Obama for president might not be such a bad idea after all. Elect in a republican Congress and things might move along swimmingly.
Lots of cats, smells weird, and it’s hot. You forgot the uncomfortably warm part. Like you’d start sweating in the first few minutes you plopped down on the smelly, hairy sofa.
And his bathtub is full of cat poop.
it’s Barack “Fonda” Hussein Hitler Pol Pot Stalin-Obama”