The results of a new poll of American Muslims was just released, and a full 74% of them don’t want to stab you in the groin and eat your eyeballs. It can thus be said that Muslims in America have integrated into society much better than many have feared (you don’t want to see the poll results on that for Muslims in Europe, though).
Yay for American islam! Now with 74% less groin stabbing and eyeball eating!
Only 1/4 of mooselimbs want to eat my eyeballs? You’re making that up…
So if 25% of any group does want to stab me in the stones and eat my eyeballs, I vote for the “let God sort them out” option…
Have no fear though, illegal Mexicans are arriving daily to stab the groins and eat the eyeballs that the ‘integrated’ muslim-Americans won’t stab or eat.
74% of them don’t want to stab you in the groin
That’s probably higher than the percentage of women here in Silicon Valley who don’t want to stab men in the groin.
The problem is that those 74% want to stab you in the eyeballs and eat your groin (not in the fun way, either).
If the 74% (who don’t) would turn in the 26% (who do) then we would 100% safe. I do not believe the 74% told the truth 100% of the time. Time to get rid of 100% of them. Period.
Spacemonkey – You say “Illegal Mexicans” like there is some other kind…