Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
find him some sweet, sweet smellin’ hair to sniff.
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
well I’m not saying it involves some Alien hair sniffin’ but… it involves some Alien hair sniffin’.
I figured it would involve approving Alien Immigration… but I’m not sayin’
I can tell your not.
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
jump in the White House pool nekkid.
Or jump into the press pool nekkid.
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
talk to the Ukraine about his son’s business plans.
Change “Ukraine” back to “The Ukraine.”
…and then learn Ukraine Kung Fu.
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
have China post a sign on the moon for him
…get some harrumphs.
Call up Obama, and say, “Now THIS is a big f***ing deal!
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
that thing he promised to do, you know, it, umm, involves stuff that President’s do. You know, it was just on the tip of my tongue…
…decide on an inauguration speech to plagiarize.
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
claim the Iron Throne.
…sign an executive order enacting “Tapioca Tuesday”.
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
go to Disneyland!
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
find out who’s on second.
build a giant wooden badger.
…surround the White House with heads on pikes.
All that sweet, sweet smellin’ hair.
Tell everyone that it’s an F’in big deal.
Frank DiSalle beat you to that one
…and that’s an F’in big deal.
the F’in-est.
…give the White House a fresh coat of paint – maybe a nice beige.
…name Randolph Scott as Secretary of State
Randolph Scott?
No, RANDOLPH SCOTT !!!
Its missing the choir of Angels.
…pay back the Somali cab drivers that were so crucial to his victory…
…write an executive order that all cars are now Trans-Ams and everyone must wear button up shirts with the top three buttons open. EVERYONE.
The Burt Reynolds memorial act?
…Raise taxes so he can fund socialism without taking more money from the people.
change the White House answering to the three stooges saying “Hello”
That would sully the memory of three great Americans.
I’m not anti-Shemp so I’ll include him too.
No Curly Joe Derita or Joe Besser however. I have my standards.
Harrumph!
…blow Hillary a Bronx Cheer.
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
…nothing, the Girl Scouts already have a permanent president.
…rename Air Force One “Drogon”.
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
…enjoy a hot beverage that he thinks is coffee but the White House secretly switched it with Folgers Crystals.
…go for the schnitzengruben record of fifteen.
…or break the lamb fries eating record of thirty.
…continue his search for Lincoln’s gold.
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
to find you at last Kunte Kinte!
Joe Biden said that one of the first things he plans to do as President is…
invite VP Kamela Harris to the Oval Office.
… sharpen his Crayolas.
… try to persuade the IOC to add senior serial groping as an Olympic event.
… ask American Express to raise his credit limit to a four figure amount.
… look in the Yellow Pages under “Unqualified Progressive Nutcases” to get a list of potential Supreme Court nominees.
… congratulate Bernie Sanders on his victory.
… continue his quest to find the corner of the room in the Oval Office.
… makin’ sure y’all ain’t back in CHAINS!
…institute Ridin’ Biden Wednesdays.
… ask an aide who the VP is.
…turn every knob in the White House all the way to 11.
Joe Biden Said That One of the First Things He Plans to Do As President Is…
…”hookers and blow.”
Obama: “Uhhh…that’s two things, Joe.”
… Joe: “But “hookers and blow” are all three letter words, so it’s okay.”
Obama: “Uhhh, you’re right, choom is three letters too. Carry on.”
…appoint a new Sheriff…
…try to find that corner in the Oval Office Barry kept telling him to go stand in.
Joe Biden Said That One of the First Things He Plans to Do As President Is…
pardon Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.
…clean his shotgun
….approve his secret service code name… Grey Poupon.
I thought that his code name would be “Hound Dog” – he ain’t never caught a rabbit, and he ain’t no friend of mine…and then there’s that sniffin’ thang…
Sign an executive order to shave the whales.
… put up a “Straight Line of the Day” post at IMAO under his screenname, “Harvey”.
… Four letters, his “J-O-B”!
…demand that all female Secret Service agents grow some hair on them useless bald heads.
…declare war, on the economy.
…ask Monica Lewinsky to start using Head And Shoulders.
…award his pharmacist the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
…begin covering up the collusion with Russia, Iran, China and North Korea.
Joe Biden Said That One of the First Things He Plans to Do As President Is…
Authorize Hair Plugs as an Obamacare entitlement.