Per Yahoo News (9/19/19):
While boarding Air Force One during a fundraising swing through California, President Trump was photographed with multiple $20 bills visible in his back pocket.
The photo, taken at Moffett Federal Airfield in Mountain View by Reuters photographer Tom Brenner on Tuesday, quickly went viral.
Straight Line of the Day: Trump had a pocket full of twenties…
…one for every soldier in Area 51 with a confirmed kill today.
Let’s hope he needs to make a quick run to the ATM…
He’d been advised that California politicians demanded “Cash Only” for a visit.
(insert Harris joke here)
… because the 40s made his pockets too tight…
… to taunt Bernie with…
… which is like the rest of us wearing clothes.
He had heard they would be highly collectible when the treasury department takes Jackson’s picture off of the new ones.
Trump had a pocket full of twenties…
the suit with the pockets filled with 100’s was in the cleaners.
Trump had a pocket full of twenties…
or, as we like to call them, lap dance coupons.
(a reward-robe malfunction)
It’s a habit he picked up after Stormy.
Just in case Air Force One needs a Wash and Wax.
He planned to Make It Rain as he flew over the Midwest.
When Al Sharpton was asked to comment, he is quoted as saying “Now THAT’S walkin’ around money…”
Trump had a pocket full of twenties…
well I’m not saying its to pay off some Aliens but… it was to pay off some Aliens.
Trump was quoted as saying “Yeah, thought I’d drop in on Greenland and just pay cash.”
Trump had a pocket full of twenties…
and they were HIS not OURS!
Trump had a pocket full of twenties…
which can buy you a pocket full of miracles.
…because he sold the kryptonite.
…and complained to the dry cleaners about all the lint.
…so Andrew Jackson could repeatedly kiss his a**.
Wow.
Trump had a pocket full of twenties…
because you have to bribe people to get out of California these days. You can check anytime you like, but you can never leave donchya know.
…and tennies on his feet.
…and a fistful of dynamite.
… as well as a 2020.