FormerHostage posted this suggestion for liberals: “Learn to cod.”

Which got me wondering:

Are there any life skills at all liberals are qualified for?

• Telling bears that they are sexist & homosapienphobic?

• Starting a fire by rubbing dialectics together?

• Catching water in a non-exclusionary sieve?

• Eating all plants and berries they find, to celebrate diversity?

• Welcoming drifters into their tent for the night?

• Not burning wood to keep warm / not eating other creatures to keep alive?

• Asking women to go up against predators as often as men?

• Not cutting down twigs to —- Augggh! BEAR!