Straight Line of the Day: Hillary’s Dodging Tulsi’s Lawsuit. The Best Way To Gain Access To Hillary Would Be … Posted by Oppo on 31 January 2020, 12:00 pm Per Gumbeaux: Straight Line of the Day: Hillary’s dodging Tulsi’s lawsuit. The best way to gain access to Hilary would be …
Hillary’s dodging Tulsi’s lawsuit. The best way to gain access to Hilary would be … through a sphincterotomy proceeding then to the brain cavity. Reply to this comment
Hillary’s dodging Tulsi’s lawsuit. The best way to gain access to Hilary would be … the old fashion way, cash on the barrelhead. Reply to this comment
Hillary’s dodging Tulsi’s lawsuit. The best way to gain access to Hilary would be … visiting hours at the State Pen. Reply to this comment
… to bring her the apology letter of Tulsi Gabbard (or something comparable), on a platter… Reply to this comment
Hillary’s dodging Tulsi’s lawsuit. The best way to gain access to Hilary would be … one word… Cattle Futures. Reply to this comment
… have the little Bosnian sniper girl serve Hillary when she hands her the flowers Reply to this comment
Hillary’s dodging Tulsi’s lawsuit. The best way to gain access to Hillary would be … Offer her a schnitzengruben. She’s a sucker for those. Reply to this comment
Hillary’s Dodging Tulsi’s Lawsuit. The Best Way To Gain Access To Hillary Would Be … Dress as a UPS driver delivering a case of Chardonay Reply to this comment
… logging into her email server (the password is “password”).
…at the brokered DNC convention, moments before her coronation.
Hillary’s dodging Tulsi’s lawsuit. The best way to gain access to Hilary would be …
through a sphincterotomy proceeding then to the brain cavity.
Hillary’s dodging Tulsi’s lawsuit. The best way to gain access to Hilary would be …
the old fashion way, cash on the barrelhead.
Ah…good ol bribery. I love the classics.
Hillary’s dodging Tulsi’s lawsuit. The best way to gain access to Hilary would be …
visiting hours at the State Pen.
… to bring her the apology letter of Tulsi Gabbard (or something comparable), on a platter…
… a shrubbery…
Two shrubberies so you can get a multi-layer effect.
… to bring her a million-dollar endorsement deal for server wiping cloths…
Hillary’s dodging Tulsi’s lawsuit. The best way to gain access to Hilary would be …
one word… Cattle Futures.
Not to be a whiner but that’s two words.
That’s a joke. He’s gone full Biden.
Never go full Biden.
…advertise as a Wet-Worker on Craigs list.
Kinky.
…a wad of Bill’s.
Not Bill’s w… okay, I won’t go all the way there. (Hehehehe)
That only happened the one time as far as you know.
I got one word for you, Webb Hubbell.
…send Sheriff Bart with a “Candygram”
Hillary like candy.
and Bourbon.
A crowbar…. but why would you want to.
(Some WD-40 might help as well)
Oh, The Huma inanity.
use Humaint?
… drag a $20 bill for the Clinton Foundation through a trailer park
A house dropping out of a tornado seems to work.
Only when it’s tried.
… have the little Bosnian sniper girl serve Hillary when she hands her the flowers
Hillary’s dodging Tulsi’s lawsuit. The best way to gain access to Hillary would be …
Offer her a schnitzengruben. She’s a sucker for those.
Literally?
Yep! According to (the late) Jeffrey Epstein anyway.
Late for his own suicide?
Yup! In fact these days…he’s late for everything except his own funeral
Inform her that if she avoids the service of papers it will show she is tard.
if you send them again does that make her a retard?
Hillary’s Dodging Tulsi’s Lawsuit. The Best Way To Gain Access To Hillary Would Be …
Dress as a UPS driver delivering a case of Chardonay
2 cases, 1 would be suspicious.