Thought you guys would be bored, since nothing else is grabbing headlines.

A Florida Man Was Mauled by a Leopard After Paying $150 for a ‘Full-Contact Experience’
WESH | 10/31 | Melissa Alonso and Alaa Elassar

A man in Florida was mauled after paying $150 for a “full-contact experience” with a black leopard.

Dwight Turner, 50, has undergone two surgeries since being attacked by the animal on Aug. 31, his wife, Natushka Turner, said in a sworn written statement to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC).

Dwight Turner and the leopard’s owner, Michael Poggi, 54, arranged for him to “play with it, rub its belly and take pictures” on Poggi’s property in Davie, FWC said in a captive wildfire report.

The “feel-good” story of the year. Don’t you feel good that you’re not him?