Straight Line of the Day: Questions for Biden’s First Press Conference: … Posted by Oppo on 25 March 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Questions for Biden’s first press conference: … 2
…should all be prefaced with a trigger warning. Don’t want to scare the Old Guy. 2 Reply to this comment
How often do you get to the shooting range with your trusty old shotgun these days? 2 Reply to this comment
If Corn Pop scores a 5, how much do Putin and Kim Jong Un rate on the “Bad Dude” scale? 3 Reply to this comment
Questions for Biden’s first press conference: … What is yer name? What is yer quest? What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? 3 Reply to this comment
Questions for Biden’s first press conference: … To be or, you know… the thing. 2 Reply to this comment
Questions for Biden’s first press conference: … How could Jane Seymour be considered more beautiful than Raquel Welch? Really? Asking for the heterosexual male population in general. 1 Reply to this comment
I remember a gag from the old Laugh In show… For Christmas, Raquel Welch’s husband gives her a sweater and pants… …and pants… …and pants… 2 Reply to this comment
Questions for Biden’s first press conference: … as Pope Julius II asked Michelangelo, “When will you make an end of it?” 1 Reply to this comment
Questions for Biden’s first press conference: … will require no comprehensible answers. 2 Reply to this comment
…will mostly be circled back by staff, with 10% of them going to the big guy. 2 Reply to this comment
Do you feel slighted when hungry zombies looking for brains walk right past you without slowing down? 5 Reply to this comment
Questions for Biden’s First Press Conference: … …Is there a doctor in the house? 1 Reply to this comment
…What the %#&@ did he just say? …And when will the new ranch style Air Force 1 be operational? …When will we get to see this grainy, phone captured video proof of a single Biden/Harris voter? 1 Reply to this comment
Does your dog bite?
No.
…will be sniffed.
Are you still having illegal business dealings with China and Ukraine?
…from the MSM will not pass the sniff test.
…will be of the T-ball variety.
…should all be prefaced with a trigger warning. Don’t want to scare the Old Guy.
How often do you get to the shooting range with your trusty old shotgun these days?
If Corn Pop scores a 5, how much do Putin and Kim Jong Un rate on the “Bad Dude” scale?
They won’t ask about Xi, because, you know… the thing…
Questions for Biden’s first press conference: …
What is yer name?
What is yer quest?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Questions for Biden’s first press conference: …
To be or, you know… the thing.
Questions for Biden’s first press conference: …
How could Jane Seymour be considered more beautiful than Raquel Welch?
Really?
Asking for the heterosexual male population in general.
I remember a gag from the old Laugh In show…
For Christmas, Raquel Welch’s husband gives her a sweater and pants…
…and pants…
…and pants…
Questions for Biden’s first press conference: …
as Pope Julius II asked Michelangelo, “When will you make an end of it?”
Questions for Biden’s first press conference: …
will require no comprehensible answers.
…will mostly be circled back by staff, with 10% of them going to the big guy.
“Are you Chevy Chase in disguise?”
What color is blue?
“Does Aricept taste as bitter as they say it does?”
Do you nap more than a cat?
When will be the first press conference for President Harris?
Do you feel slighted when hungry zombies looking for brains walk right past you without slowing down?
Questions for Biden’s First Press Conference: …
…Is there a doctor in the house?
…What the %#&@ did he just say?
…And when will the new ranch style Air Force 1 be operational?
…When will we get to see this grainy, phone captured video proof of a single Biden/Harris voter?