Song Parody: Take The Woke on a Wild Ride

Appropriately enough . . . the Blues . . .

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Fang Fang came from the P.L.A.
Snuck her way into the U.S.A.
But even the Chinese know there’s no way
Shaving your legs makes a he a she
I said, “Hey, babe,
Take the Woke on a wild ride.”
They said “A-women,
Take the Woke on a wild ride.”

Bill’s arm candy came from Epstein’s Island
In the back room she was everybody’s darling
But she never lost her head
Someone censored the rest of this thread
She says, “Hey, babe,
Take the Woke on a wild ride.”
Maybe
This’ll blow their minds:
“And the colored girls go
“Doo do doo do doo do do doo…”

Joe and Jill never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York City’s the place where
They said, “Hey, babe,
That’s the place where Grandma died.”
They said, “Yeah, we know . . .
We took the Woke on a wild ride. . . . “

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