. . . that his medical license is as authentic as Obama’s birth certificate and Dan Rather’s GWB memos. The medical breakthrough was called advanced truth serum.
Top government scientists have come to the consensus that a two part treatment of Zyklon B and “Hot Yoga” can completely eliminate covid-19 from the body. The mandatory program will be called the final solution to the covid question.
… that with several surgeries and years of rehabilitation, he may be able to reach home plate from the pitcher’s mound…
Mares eat oats,
and does eat oats,
and little lambs eat ivy.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice.
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.”
Dr. Fauci can now announce…
The dreaded Friday The 13th Covid variant
When in danger,
or in doubt,
run in circles,
scream and shout.
“Release the Kraken”
…three contradictory pronouncements in the same breath.
…he is The Lizard King.
…his own personal “gain of function,” and Mrs Fauci is certainly pleased.
…his personal pronouns are now his/her.
. . . that his medical license is as authentic as Obama’s birth certificate and Dan Rather’s GWB memos. The medical breakthrough was called advanced truth serum.
Top government scientists have come to the consensus that a two part treatment of Zyklon B and “Hot Yoga” can completely eliminate covid-19 from the body. The mandatory program will be called the final solution to the covid question.
Due to medical breakthroughs, Dr. Fauci can now announce…
…that we should expect the Spanish Inquisition.
I think we all were expecting that, actually…
. . . Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead, but has been reclassified to Covid positive
… another mind boggling directive.
… that he was perturbed when Barack shouted “In your face” when he suggested a masked ball for a birthday celebration.
…bacon is the cure to all your ills!
Due to medical breakthroughs, Dr. Fauci can now announce….
. . . that he is donating his extra special brain to medical science …. today.
. . . that Dr. Leonard McCoy once told him, “Wuhanthony, I’m a doctor, not a . . . well, whatever you are!” McCoy then offered him a red shirt.
…Democrats can charge Donald Trump rent.
…train robbers, highwaymen and the person handing the note to the teller must show proof of vaccination or wear a mask.
…your freedoms can touch Arnold Schwarzenegger with a six foot pole.
Due To Medical Breakthroughs, Dr. Fauci Can Now Announce….
…Shoot me once, shoot me twice, shoot me trice, but the masks are the only preventive action that works.
… Epstein didn’t kill himself. He died of Covid.