Shirley, we’ve done this before, but it’s such a rich mine you can go back to it over and Over.
Straight Line of the Day: Let’s examine some song lyrics
For example:
There were bells on a hill
But I never heard them ringing
No I never heard them at all
‘Till there was you . . .
Seriously, dude, I’d get that checked out.
Should I stay or should I go? If I go there will be trouble. If I stay it will be double.
Pretty much the eternal question. And the eternal reasoning behind it.
Imagine all the people
Living for today
Yeah, it’s been imagined in a movie called “The Purge.” It’s not pretty.
Someone left the cake out in the rain I don’t think that I can take it ’cause it took so long to bake it and I’ll never have that recipe again Oh, nooo!
I’ve seen the needle and the damage done
A little part of it in everyone
But every junkie’s like a settin’ sun
San Francisco has been searching for a new song…
I read the news today, oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
It was Joe Biden and Walter, side by side…
He said, “Now you just fought
One heck of a fight
And I know you hate me
And ya got the right
To kill me now and I wouldn’t
Blame you if you do
But you oughta thank me before I die
For the gravel in your gut
And the spit in the eye
‘Cause I’m the –
That named you Sue.”
Yeah, what could I do?
I got all choked up and threw down my gun
Called him my pa and he called me his son
And I came away with a
Different point of view
Of course, these days the boys name themselves Sue and it has the exact opposite effect. How times change.
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain
I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end
I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend
Jees, I really got to get my eye prescription checked…
“Have You Ever Seen the Rain?” — How sheltered does this guy think I am?
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound
I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain.
Thank goodness for this song, I would never have known that heat was hot. Climate change?
“There were plants and birds and rocks and things”
{Ahem} America? Exactly how much time have you spent on this poetry?
There was a man, a little old that lived in Montreal
With a wife and kid and a car and a house
And a teenage daughter with a see thru blouse…
No it wasn’t Joe Biden, but I bet he wishes it was….
Send lawyers, guns, and money… The Clintons found out I got dirt on them.
I’m a setting sun
But I’ll never run
I’m a dead man walking
I’m a dead man walking
Jeremiah was a bullfrog,
Was a good friend of mine,
Never understood a single word he said,
’cause he was… you know… just a frog.
If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break
If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break
When the levee breaks, I’ll have no place to stay.
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, Lord
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
It’s got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home
…and now Greta Thunberg is gonna screech ’bout global warming all over again.
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say hello
Hello, hello
I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say hello
Last recorded words of Jeffrey Epstein before he didn’t goodbye himself.
Hey, Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
I’m goin’ to turn it over to the Taliban
She’s got legs, she knows how to use them…
What kind of ableist nonsense is this?
I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.
Iran steals work of Nobel Laureate for their national anthem.
I’ll wait in this place where the sun never shines
Wait in this place where the shadows run from themselves
Looks like somebody just got Biden’s updated evacuation plan.
“You’re Just Too Good To Be True”
Starts from a false premise right there.
“Can’t take my eyes off of you”
Would a court order do it?
Rock Around the Clock — to paraphrase Sheriff Bart: “A man rock like that, he gonna die!”
Ow, She’s a brick house…
But she could a been a large wooden badger.
But then she might have been termitey-mighty.
“You’re So Vain; You Probably Think This Song Is About You…”
Um…..
Check what word appears in all but a few lines, Carly …
Some get a kick from cocaine
I’m sure that if I took even one sniff
That would bore me terrifically too
Yet I get a kick out of you
Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from Cotton eye Joe.
…obviously a GPS would’ve helped.
She was only sixteen, only sixteen
But I loved her so …
Bro, we gotta talk…
…and in hex she’s only 10.
“You’re sixteen — you’re beautiful — and you’re mine.”
“Sweet Little Sixteen”
“Well, she was just seventeen, and you know what I mean
And the way she looked was way beyond compare . . .”
Restless people, from the sick city
But they’re home, now to make the sky look pretty
What can I do, I’m just a person
Just a line that we always seem to hear
You just sit
Things get worse and
SING:
Watch TV and drink your beer
Walkin’ all alone not goin’ anywhere
Walkin’ all alone nobody seem to care
Now, there’s some killer lyrics…
Yesterday, when I was young…
…Holy Crap, I sure got old in 1 day.
Yesterday love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Bro, this is why you need a safe word
! DamnCat!
I was trying so to come up with something for that song . . . to do with “I’m not half the man I used to be” . . . zilcho.
You should have asked Caitlyn Jenner for help with that line.
“The man in the crowd with the multi-colored mirrors on his hobnail boots.”
Yeah, I could see how you could sort of pick him out in a crowd.
“She came in through the bathroom window.”
Yeah, I could see how you could sort of pick her out of a crowd.
“The man in the crowd with the multi-colored mirrors on his hobnail boots.”
Elton John has arrived
Man Dude, man.
Freddie? That’s not why they call you Mr. Farenheit.
Of course, we gotta do these …..
Three Dog Night; “There’s a bathroom on the right!”
Jimi Hendrix; ” S’cuz me while I kiss this guy!”
John Fogerty weeps.
“Green Acres is the place to be.
Farm living is the life for me….”
“New York is where I’d rather be . . .
I just adore a Penthouse view…”
Guys — you’ve got some very basic things to work out.
If everybody in the whole cellblock was dancing to the jailhouse rock, what were the guards doing?
[Epstein didn’t chill himself.]