Kilogram of Nails Found in Man’s Stomach
BBC via MSN | 10/02/21
A Lithuanian man has had more than a kilogram of nails, screws, nuts and knives removed from his stomach by doctors, local media report.He had been swallowing metal objects for a month after quitting alcohol, doctors said.
Surgeon Sarunas Dailidenas called it a “unique case.”
The man was brought by ambulance with severe abdominal pain to the hospital on the Baltic Sea coast.
Straight Line of the Day: Other do-it-yourself cures this guy might suggest: …
Trunalimunumaprzure
… augmenting vitamin D with Scrabble tiles.
The “Q” and “Z” tiles are a great deal more valuable, health-wise …
… complaining loudly about his inability to get through a metal detector.
Further proof that all of the world’s problems are caused by people who desparately need a drink and refuse to take one.
. . . a blood letting, followed by a tourniquet on his neck to stop the bleeding
He took the lyrics “You are the magnet and I am the steel” way too serious.
The guy took the lyrics “You are the magnet and I am the steel” way too serious.
Elect Democrats to finally lose those excess pounds.
…try taming real badgers to get over the need for building large wooden ones.
Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible…
Euell regret that one.
….to get over complaining about why government benefits, stimulus checks, etc.. are so small…. GET A JOB
… how about trying the supply chain starvation diet?
I hear Alec Baldwin has a ready fire DIY cure for the hiccups…..
I hear Alec Baldwin has a ready fire cure for the hiccups…..
He wasn’t trying to cure alcoholism. He was trying to land a prescription for a screwdriver.
Bartender: What’ll you have? Really stupid man: I’ll have a Rusty Nail.
I could use a Rusty Nail right now.
Dirty Harry: “Did he fire 6 shots, or only 5?”
Lithuanian: “I hope 5, I don’t have any lead in my stomach yet. Go for it.”
This guy must have been channeling Matter Eater Lad in the 60s comic books.
Biden could eat his heart out over how successful Trump’s policies were, compared to his own…
Swallow a spider to that wiggles and jiggles inside you to catch the fly.
I don’t know why you would swallow a fly.
Kamala says..”Even I wouldn’t swallow that…”
Kamala says..”Even I wouldn’t swallow that…”
Or,
“What we have here….is a failure to communicate..a supply chain issue..”
You know..If we get 2.5 million illegal immigrants cross the border with one pound of nails and screws in their gut we can really “build back better!” Feed a mexican a hot burrito and use them as power nailers…
…having the government overcome inflation woes by offering a free trial subscription to the Blank Check Of The Month Club.
…eliminating a branch of government by getting a syphilitic parrot and a deranged ferret with anger management issues elected as president and v.p.