“Sir, I need to see your driver’s license, registration, proof of liability, and hunting license. Sir, please put the bottle and teething ring down and exit the vehicle and slowly walk backwards toward me”
Clearly one of those “urban cowboys”, driving the Cozy Coupe. Everybody knows the real men drive the Cozy Truck! I bet he faked the whole thing just for the ‘gram.
Next stop, Portland Oregon
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Santa should have never short-changed me last Christmas…
“Sir, I need to see your driver’s license, registration, proof of liability, and hunting license. Sir, please put the bottle and teething ring down and exit the vehicle and slowly walk backwards toward me”
“Daisy “Red Ryder” carbine does it again”
No eyes were shot out during this hunt.
Rubberduck Dynasty
Shooting pre-stuffed deer saves time and money.
Cozy Coup de Grace
What the left calls child abuse. Let the same kid opt for transitioning to the other gender and they’re on board with such a courageous decision.
I think my wife is more than ‘just friends’ with Ted Nugent…
Just tryin’ to see how far a buck goes these days…
Clearly one of those “urban cowboys”, driving the Cozy Coupe. Everybody knows the real men drive the Cozy Truck! I bet he faked the whole thing just for the ‘gram.
He didn’t have a red nose, so what good is he!
The new boneless deer is much easier to kill and process.