Straight Line of the Day: What Do You Hope Santa Will Bring You? Posted by Oppo on 24 December 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: What do you hope Santa will bring you?
Well, last year he brought me a sweater. I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer but the sweater was OK. 6 Reply to this comment
….enough alcohol to make me understand whatever the hell the “president” is trying to say. 2 Reply to this comment
Santa brought me my Christmas present for the next 4 years last February. I did sneak and get myself a new holster for my EDC though. 1 Reply to this comment
Ebenezer Scrooge would’ve repented immediately and the spirits of Christmas past, present & future would’ve been free for the holidays…. 3 Reply to this comment
Sweet meteorites of selective death and destruction, or at least some procreating preventative headaches for the densest skulled liberals. Reply to this comment
Well, last year he brought me a sweater. I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer but the sweater was OK.
A phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Ammo!
♩♪ Baby, It’s Colt Outside ♩♪
Well, if I lived in the northeast it’d be a lump or two of coal.
LGB!
…Everybody loves Jet Packs.
….. a coupon for everything.
….enough alcohol to make me understand whatever the hell the “president” is trying to say.
Stop by, I just re-supplied from Tuesday’s gibberish.
What do you hope Santa will bring you?
Hookers and blow.
What do you hope Santa will bring you?
A mild case of Omicron.
Santa brought me my Christmas present for the next 4 years last February. I did sneak and get myself a new holster for my EDC though.
The Harvey Award to start touring, like the Stanley Cup…
Some relief from the specter of Emu visitation…
Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.
Noooooooooooooo!
Ebenezer Scrooge would’ve repented immediately and the spirits of Christmas past, present & future would’ve been free for the holidays….
A few of Walrus’s interns.
I got lots.
Now that’s something I could get behind. Literally.
Plausible Deniability
Sweet meteorites of selective death and destruction, or at least some procreating preventative headaches for the densest skulled liberals.
what caliber?