I have the day off for Martin Luther King Day so I’m going to spend the day concentrating on not being racist instead of blogging, but I do have a new column in the New York Post on how we should only elect a president who hasn’t been sullied by working in a private sector, for-profit job.
Isn’t there something just so reassuring about a career politician? He has never worried about “profit” or “efficiency” or “success”; his every job has involved only helping people.
Read and be ensmartened.

Just pull a Jurassic Park on Chesty Puller’s DNA and Calvin Coolidge’s DNA and make the resulting person President-For-Eternity. Simple.
Well, we did have a Haberdasher as a President once. And he ended up nuking Japan and making the “buck stop here.” And he was a Democrat. So, Frank must be right.
People with real jobs work today. People with real jobs don’t vote for people who have never had a real job. I’d write some more on this, but I need to get ready to go to work.
Obama has worked hard. For ACORN, ACLU, Planned Parenthood, and Bucket-on-the-head Anonymous.
OT/ What are the last words of command of an Italian ship captain? “Hey ya’ll, look at this !!”
I worked today…and so did the AC guy….and he is
black…negro…colored…African American… black. O_O He didn’t even complain of being oppressed, someone needs to talk to him about that.I wanted to show solidarity with my African-American brothers and sisters by sleeping in and goofing off today, but I had to go to work because my employer is obviously RACIST!!1!
And so you’re commenting from work? Slacker!
Another winner of a column. Congrats, Frank.
What’s especially funny about this whole Mitt Romney/job losses story is that some of the same people who complain that his company let jobs/failing companies go down are also people who complain about a “too big to fail”/bailout philosophy.
Reading marxists gives an intelligent person a headache. Bush destroyed the economy so obsama had a 10% unemployment rate, so obsama kicked 3 million out of the job market through jobs losses and lies about the workforce and we are down to 8.5%! What a great presideident the marxists is!
Government workers should get two holidays: Independance day and Memorial day. The rest of us should get 9 or 10.
Why is Frank posting on a holiday? Must not be a racists. Wait, why am I posting on a holiday? Oh yeah its only a holiday for gubmunt parasites.
No more Gubmunt holidays please!
Every time the bank where I work takes a day off, I take a day off (without pay).
OT/ I had a nice talk with my mom on the phone today.
She seems to favor Ron Paul in the upcoming election, which is a huge improvement over her last choice.
Life is good!
So, I still have to work, I just don’t get any mail and have no bank…nice. Thanks Martin Luther…
I think I’m endumbened a little after reading the article but it was funny anyway! I agree not greedy capitalist pigs in the White House…only big Gobment guys who like to spend money. Then someone will pay my mortgage and buy me gas and such!!! I’m so excited!!!
Frank is starting to sound like a Romneybot. That’s cool.
Did anyone hear Newt say he was thinking about being a politician at 15 years old? I did, but I’ll leave it up to you to decide if that’s good.
Ivan, our current prez wanted to be president in kindergarten or something — all that time to study and he still sucks at it. So I’m kind of ambivalent about Newt’s statement. All depends what you learn, I guess.
N.Y. Post must be paying Frank to be the opposite of what he is here. Oh, well, hope the pay is good, that article was pretty long and kinda funny.
I thought your article was comedy gold… and then I read the comments:
‘Stephanie Casey · · MSCC
How does someone like you even get a job as a writer? By the sixth paragraph you admit that you don’t know what the hell you are talking about by saying you don’t even know what a communiy organizer is. Shouldn’t you find this out before you start poppin’ off at the mouth? I didn’t even read any further…’
I find myself at a loss for words, or even insults with which to describe the weapons-grade level of ironically stupid present in this comment.