In Ron Paul’s new fundraiser, he’s going to dance while people throw nickels at him.
I heard in a speech the other day, Obama announced he’s going to do something. That’s always been a bad idea. He’s just not good at that.
Obama should practice standing still, smiling, and waving at people. I think he could get really good at that.
I don’t like to criticize people in the military, but if you’re going to pee on dead Taliban, maybe you shouldn’t videotape it.
Of course, there are lots of thing I don’t understand why people would videotape. Like Meghan McCain talking politics.
To keep the left from complaining, the next time we occupy a country the military should just claim it’s to protest their banks.
Pretty much every modern crime procedural is just a ripoff of Scooby Doo.
Before using a urinal, I always check it for dead Taliban so I don’t get in trouble.
I’m not in the military, but it is in my company’s employee handbook not to pee on corpses.
Is it always wrong to pee on corpses? Like let’s say you just killed Hitler and you also had drank a whole pot of coffee. So, you really have to go, but you don’t see a bathroom around. But, right there in front of you, there’s dead Hitler.
Remember how the media kept explaining a shoe thrown at Bush’s head was a big insult in the Middle East. Wonder if the Middle East media is doing same thing about peeing on corpses. “In the West, peeing on a corpse is a huge insult, somewhat similar to our hitting people with a shoe.”
That’s right; our Marines should stick to the culturally sensitive hitting corpse in the face with shoes.
Have we nominated Romney yet?
Maybe we need one more debate where they can weigh in on peeing on Taliban. Also, I’d like here more about their views on contraception.
And the doctor said, “No more monkeys jumping on the bed! In fact, put them in cages; they’re monkeys.”
Panda bears don’t often mate successfully in captivity because the best pickup lines are learned in the wild.
Marsupials kind of seem like a hack fix to the whole live birth problem.
I remember reading Newsweek as a kid, but now I’m a responsible adult and they’re the ones trolling on the internet.
Of course, even as a teenager, I found their stories patronizing.
So is Newsweek sticking to left-wing trolling, or will they have a cover of “Why the Star Wars prequels are better than the original.”?
“So we’re just going to try trolling for attention now. So who do we want as a writer?”
“Andrew Sullivan.”
“Genius.”
Tried to show Buttercup how to jump. She just does squats while yelling “Jump! Jump!” over and over.
Don’t remember that from any child development list: When are they supposed to be able to jump?
I don’t get why we care about Golden Globes. What kind of cash prize do they come with?
If Martin Luther King were alive today, I’d hope he work somewhere that gave him MLK Day off.
Sure judging people by the color of their skin versus the content of their character is bad, but there is a huge time savings.
Man, tough pill to swallow to realize that Romney as our president is the best case scenario.
To be honest, what’s left with these debates except to find out how much buyer’s remorse we have about Romney?
Voter ID is a duh issue. You’re either for voter fraud or you aren’t. All the other stances are BS.
Here’s my grand vision for the future: giant robots stomping on Taliban. They’ll hate us for our giant robots. And fear us.
White babies can’t jump.
Just place something Buttercup wants an inch or two out of reach – she will teach herself how to jump.
(If that item happens to be a hippy face, she will also learn how to punch.)
“Before using a urinal, I always check it for dead Taliban so I don’t get in trouble.”
Me too! If there is a dead taliban in the urinal, it doesn’t splash as much. So if the urinal is empty, 86 a taliban and place the corpse in the urinal to prevent messiness.
“Is it always wrong to pee on corpses?” Only if you have to pay for it or they are not taliban.
“Have we nominated Romney yet?”
We are waiting for him to tell us he is a taliban.
“Before using a urinal, I always check it for dead Taliban
so I don’t get in trouble, if there isn’t one I complain to the management.”fixed it
What if the Taliban is on fire? Is it OK to pee on the body to prevent the corpse from being desecrated by fire?
Steve already beat me to it but yeah, put her food just above her head on a string. She gets hungry enough, she’ll jump. Sort of like the “she gets hungry enough she’ll eat her broccoli” strategy you will use when she is a teenager. See, you both get practice in something you need to know how to do.
The flaw in the giant robot idea is that robots can’t pee. Perhaps they could leak a little oil.
We could have Patriotic Pee-drives throughout the nation to collect urine for the Robo-Bladders of our fighting machines.
Instead of nominating a candidate we should urinate (on) one. Is that in the employee handbook?
I think Martin would be busy giving speeches. Only in a perfect world would he get to hang around the house in his PJ’s eating littler chocolate covered hostess donuts.
Do not be so mean to Romney. He is going to be our candidate. And he will wipe the floor with Obama, or rather, he will have his staff do so. Newt for Sec. of State.
I think we need to put an end to these toilet-bans. Our people need to urinate……what…..well thats different…never mind.
Emily Litella
Will the giant Taliban stomping peeing robots work on MLK day, thats what i want to know.
I think I found a flaw in the giant robot plan. I have a Scooba and a Roomba, each of which is supposed to do one thing, and each of these things (mop, vacuum) are among the easiest housekeeping jobs. They can’t get corners; they require moving everything off the floor that they could possibly suck on; their hugely expensive batteries constantly need replacing; and they only do a meh job on the areas that they reach. I’m afraid our robots would wind up on Iran TV surrounded by dancing mullahs.
Of course, there could be bombs hidden inside, but that’s not as much fun as stomping.
“I’m not in the military, but is in my company’s employee handbook not to pee on corpses.”
The more things change or stay the same or something.
Which is to say that if you’re a police chief in the midst of a battle, and you are going to summarily execute a a high ranking Viet Cong terrorist who had just bombed a group of police and bystanders, you shouldn’t film it (graphic image). Hippies don’t care about murdered families. Neither do they care about thousands of civilians buried alive by the VC during the same battle.
Trivia: The guy who filmed the execution regretted to his dying day that he had ruined the life of the police chief.
In Ron Paul’s new fundraiser, he’s going to dance while people throw nickels at him.
If we get to heat the nickels with our cigar lighters before throwing them, you can count me in.
“I don’t like to criticize people in the military, but if you’re going to pee on dead Taliban, maybe you shouldn’t videotape it.”
Yes, peeing on the dead guys that just killed your buddies is cruel. But, videotaping and televising beheadings of western contractors is just a political statement. This country is so screwed.
“In Ron Paul’s new fundraiser, he’s going to dance while people throw pickels at him.”
There.
The man likes / is sour.
In Ron Paul’s new fundraiser, he’s going to dance while people throw acid
nickelsat him.Hehe, spacemonkey. Pickle juice for the sourpuss.
Take back all my sniping at you for short random thoughts. Above and beyond the call of doodie Frank.
Jumping takes a while…High 5’s are easy
Are we now finding a new use for Taliban as urinal cakes?
In fact, I now move that the new insider term of derision for worthless, anti-American terrorists be changed to “Urinal Cakes” (Ex: “That Osama Bin Laden was such a urinal cake!” )
Do I hear a second?
I read the line about Romney being our best case scenario and it made me chuckle. Then I thought about it and realized it was the truth. Aw, crap!
“White babies can’t jump.”
No, but they can pull cats around by their tails on the kitchen floor! I have reports from multiple sources that I used to do that
yearsdecadescenturies ago.Nice kitty. Come here, kitty….
#21 -Heineken Skywalker,
I second the motion!
Killer Robots need a killer roomba name. Boomba sounds like the terrorist robot. Deathba? Troopba? stormba? Stompba? Hobnailedjackbootedthugba?