There was an Old Man with a beard, who said, ‘It is just as I feared! Two Owls and a Hen, Four Larks and a Wren, have all built their nests in my beard!
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know,
There is a quiver and shake in my hand,
Each time I see Miss Ireland,
For my heart, another blog I must go…
I once logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
I suddenly needed a loud belch,
Turned around and saw our Miss Welch
Sadly, she ordered me to just go…
I logged in to IMAO
Just for a lark don’t you know
I had a great comment to throw
Now i can’t remember
I have to surrender
My mind’s like a peach in a blender
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
Made a comment or two
With that bacon in view
For a Harvey, just ten likes to go
There was an Old Man with a beard, who said, ‘It is just as I feared! Two Owls and a Hen, Four Larks and a Wren, have all built their nests in my beard!
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
The commenters are funny
When not overly punny
All in all, it’s a hell of a show
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
Oppo gets me laughin’,
Walrus makes something happen,
Anyone seen the hookers and blow?
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
If I don’t get a Harvey
Well that would be marvy
So I’ll settle for an intern to-go.
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
Get some smiles each day
And Frank’s books on eBay
Now I’m ready to vacay with Bo.
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
It distracts from balloons
And Congressional loons,
Gives a lift when the news brings me low
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know,
There is a quiver and shake in my hand,
Each time I see Miss Ireland,
For my heart, another blog I must go…
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
‘Causr FrankJ is the man
With the greatest peace plan
But when will that lunar nuk blow?
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
When I edit narration
It goes to moderation
Should proofread before “Post” and saying “D’OH!”
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
Thanks to the mods
Those post postponing gods
I know just let mistakes go
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know,
Then I struggle in thought,
Until, ready or not…
“LEEROY JENKINS!!!!
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
Despite a noticable lack,
Of the great Tibetan yak
Since that damned Emu has stolen the show.
Well, there is this one about a man from Nantucket … let’s just say his exploits were highly overrated.
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
But was confused about Basil
or was it just Basil?
and now I am all filled with woe.
I logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
Current preezy is scary
So was eight years of Barry
We’re a heartbeat away from the ho.
I logged on to IMAO,
Just for a lark, don’t you know.
Now I can’t get away,
Logging in every day.
Missing friends down at the bordello.
I logged on to IMAO,
Just for a lark, don’t you know.
Some humor we’re makin’
As we strive for some bacon
Hey keep up the good work Oppo.
I once logged on to IMAO
Just for a lark, don’t you know
I suddenly needed a loud belch,
Turned around and saw our Miss Welch
Sadly, she ordered me to just go…
I logged in to IMAO
Just for a lark don’t you know
I had a great comment to throw
Now i can’t remember
I have to surrender
My mind’s like a peach in a blender