Bonus Straight Line, because Gene got this stuck in my head…
Campaign Slogans for Madame Tinkertoy, 2024:
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Madame Tinkertoy: Vote for me for mayor of New Orleans and get 3 free nights at my House of Blue Lights with all the crawlfish you can eat, oh, and we make the best Bloody Mary’s on the planet.
There’s fryers and broilers and Detroit barbecue ribs
But the treat of the treats
Is when they serve you all those fine eight beats
You’ll want to spend the rest of your nights
Down at the house, the house of blue lights
Madame Tinkertoy: Vote for me for mayor of New Orleans and get 3 free nights at my House of Blue Lights with all the crawlfish you can eat, oh, and we make the best Bloody Mary’s on the planet.
There’s fryers and broilers and Detroit barbecue ribs
But the treat of the treats
Is when they serve you all those fine eight beats
You’ll want to spend the rest of your nights
Down at the house, the house of blue lights
At the corner of Bourbon & Toulouse streets…we have the meats!
Is this one of those ” Is it a Toni Basil or is it a Toni Basil” situation..?
As long as they don’t bastardize Ozzy’s song Mr. Tinkertrain.