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  1. I closed my loan yesterday on a tank of gas and a dozen eggs.

    John Fetterman is suing Smart Water for not making him smart. Likewise, Stacey Abrams is suing the Girl Scouts over Thin Mints.

    Polish joke books are reinventing themselves using the name “Kamala”

  2. Re: Farts after a colinoscopy. First one I had, just coming out of the anesthesia, I’m crankin’ ’em out, uncontrollably. I keep apologizing to the (attractive) assisting nurse. Her reply: “No worries. Fart Away!” My memory is still a bit fuzzy, but I may have proposed to her, right then & there!

  3. Voted “Best Moments of 2023 So Far”: …

    …was when I was at that place with those people, and then that stuff happened and we didn’t even realize it until three days later when they dude asked the title of the sing that was playing.

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