Been there done that. I’ve also popped open a can of Vienna Sausage,drain, and eat em right outa the can, with mustard and a dab of Louisiana Hot sauce on top….yummy.
Comfort food motivationalist. For the record, I’m far too sophisticated to eat Van Camps. I chopped up a few Nathan’s into a can of Bush’s chili beans. Ate like a king.
My friend reminding me how they want you to fart after a colonoscopy or you can’t go home…the encouragement ..the anticipation..the acceptance….it brought a flood of memories back..
Re: Farts after a colinoscopy. First one I had, just coming out of the anesthesia, I’m crankin’ ’em out, uncontrollably. I keep apologizing to the (attractive) assisting nurse. Her reply: “No worries. Fart Away!” My memory is still a bit fuzzy, but I may have proposed to her, right then & there!
…was when I was at that place with those people, and then that stuff happened and we didn’t even realize it until three days later when they dude asked the title of the sing that was playing.
Voted “Best Moments of 2023 So Far”: …
I’ll always remember that egg I ate on the 3rd.
My wife is out of town and I just fixed myself beenie weenies
Been there done that. I’ve also popped open a can of Vienna Sausage,drain, and eat em right outa the can, with mustard and a dab of Louisiana Hot sauce on top….yummy.
And they say men can’t cook for themselves.
If we get invaded by space aliens I am immediately defecting to the alien side, sorry.
I’m sure the alien bureaucrats will serve you well.
With some Fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Beaners and weiners for dinner tonight…Conservatarian..are you a mentalist or a motivational speaker…Tony Robbins perhaps?
Comfort food motivationalist. For the record, I’m far too sophisticated to eat Van Camps. I chopped up a few Nathan’s into a can of Bush’s chili beans. Ate like a king.
Voted “Best Moments of 2023 So Far”: …
Each one I am still alive.
I just got over Covid without dying, so, there’s that…
I’m not sayin it’s aliens being spotted..but it’s aliens being spotted.
Don’t wish to appear as a bigot but, I prefer my aliens striped rather than spotted.
Any Kamala Harris Speech, especially if you’re high. Funny stuff!!
My friend reminding me how they want you to fart after a colonoscopy or you can’t go home…the encouragement ..the anticipation..the acceptance….it brought a flood of memories back..
I fixed my home furnace by texting with my son-in-law. No charge. Whoa!
I closed my loan yesterday on a tank of gas and a dozen eggs.
John Fetterman is suing Smart Water for not making him smart. Likewise, Stacey Abrams is suing the Girl Scouts over Thin Mints.
Polish joke books are reinventing themselves using the name “Kamala”
Re: Farts after a colinoscopy. First one I had, just coming out of the anesthesia, I’m crankin’ ’em out, uncontrollably. I keep apologizing to the (attractive) assisting nurse. Her reply: “No worries. Fart Away!” My memory is still a bit fuzzy, but I may have proposed to her, right then & there!
Voted “Best Moments of 2023 So Far”: …
…was when I was at that place with those people, and then that stuff happened and we didn’t even realize it until three days later when they dude asked the title of the sing that was playing.