Remarks by President Biden on Lowering Healthcare Costs for Americans
Friday, July 7, 2023
I thought I knew a hell a lot about healthcare and — (laughter) — no, I’ve been a sig- — (microphone feedback) — sorry. (Laughter.) I’ve been a significant consumer, and my family has as well.
If you can — a point — a point of personal privilege, as we used to say in the Senate — I was telling my staff that I li- — I was raised — it was a middle-class family. We weren’t poor. We lived in a three-bedroom house with four kids and a grandpop, a split-level home, and — and my — “the boys” — quote, unquote — now, the princess, my sister, had her own bedroom — (laughter) — as she should have. But the three boys were — there were four — there were two sets of bunks in the other room. And there was a closet that ran — as your walked down the — you walked up the stairs, you walk straight down the hall, you went into, quote, “the boys’ room.” The three of us. And on the left, there was a closet in that whole wall. My parents’ bed, headboard, was against that — where that closet was.
And every once in a while, rarely, my — you could hear — you could hear sort of a restlessness going on. You know, like, the — just — and one — one morning, I get up, and I ask — I said, “What’s wrong with dad?”
my administration is cracking — (coughs) — excuse me — cracking down
But get this: Some healthcare providers are trying to get around the rule by putting in place — putting in place a — a — the rule we put in place by prevent — to prevent the surprise billings.
The travel industry figured out how to — how to charge customers $90 a night in resort fees for hotels that aren’t resorts. (Laughter.) You think I’m kidding. (Laughter.)
We’ve been trying to get this done for decades. I don’t know how many times I made this speech on the floor of the United States Senate. (Laughter.)
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Many. [Or, possibly, “Freebird!”]
THE PRESIDENT: I’m on- — (laughs) — yeah, many — (laughter) — along with many others, but now. (Laughter.)
And it’s why I can honestly say I’ve never — I really have — I — I — I know I don’t look like it, but I’ve been around a while. (Laughter.) But all kidding aside . . .
God bless you all and (inaudible). (Applause.) Thank you.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…now who can argue with that??
It did make a kind of sense. Only thing to say for sure it wasn’t composed by one of those chatbots.
“Whats wrong with Dad?”…Well son, Daddy has a problem and should have been fixed four children ago….
Man, that second one set off all the red warning lights. And a lot of them are flashing.
I just noticed something else, upon re-reading:
“We lived in a three-bedroom house with four kids and a grandpop”
Parents’ bedroom
Sister’s bedroom
Three brothers’ bedroom
Where was grandpop?
Doesn’t sound like he was in the bunkbeds: ““the boys’ room.” The three of us.”
The other two options are Bidentically creepy.
Maybe they had a tree house.
More likely they had a basement.
Is that what they called their sex dungeon .