Florida Man Throws Package of Oreos at Wife While Arguing Over Empty Coffee Maker: Officials
FOX News | November 21, 2023 | Adam SabesA Florida man allegedly threw a package of Oreo cookies at his wife while the two were arguing over their empty coffee maker.
Deputies wrote in an affidavit that John Sandoval, 70, was arrested Saturday morning after he allegedly threw the package of Oreo cookies at his wife while the two argued over their coffee maker that had no water in it, according to FOX 35.
According to Lake County Sheriff’s deputies, the couple, who has been married for over 40 years, got into a verbal argument while sitting at a table.
At some point, Sandoval allegedly became “aggressive” and threw the package of Oreo cookies at her chest, which caused her to fall.
Sandoval also placed his hands on her throat while she was on the ground, deputies said, adding her airways weren’t restricted.
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As a person who is addicted to Sonic Oriole Blasts I didn’t need to read this.
After many years of marriage I can totally imagine this happening. Note to self: No more Oreos.
Full? Half? Empty? It’s important.
The Florida men I know would never toss their cookies, voluntarily, that is …
I understand the hands on her throat if she started wolfing the Oreos down..I get it..would never do it because sweets are too precious to humchuk…
A wise man once said..” If the womens lib movement taught us anything, it is that a man should never be dependant on anyone else to prepare their meals..”
At first I dismissed this. I mean, come on, it’s a package of Oreos. But then I remembered that when I owned my DQ, we got Oreos in 25lb. boxes. If he hit her with one of those, that might be cause for concern.
I guess that’s the way the cookies crumble.