Director of Nicaragua’s Miss Universe Franchise Charged With Plotting To Overthrow the Government
CNN | December 4, 2023 | Abel AlvaradoNicaraguan police have charged the director of the local Miss Universe franchise with conspiracy, treason, money laundering and spreading fake news as part of a plot to overthrow the government, weeks after the Central American nation’s first victory in the pageant.
Karen Celebertti …
?
Seriously?
… and two others have been accused of participating in “terrorist actions of a failed coup attempt” in 2018, when Nicaraguans protested against President Daniel Ortega’s attempted reforms to the country’s social security system.
And they’re just getting around to pressing charges?
Well, if these gals got a nice set of charges, I’ll press ’em.
…Claiming to be marketing Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch that can be counted all the way to 5.
…telling the Canadians they pronounce one 11 letter English word incorrectly.
Other Nefarious Plots Being Hatched in Miss Universe Headquarters: …
Rush warned us about the femlnazis.
Miss Universe … Franchise??
Genius.
Maam you might think you’re pretty hot, but for the low low price of $27k a month you can be the hottest Miss in the entire universe. Plus sash licensing & crown cleaning fees of course. Oh and the ice cream machine can NEVER be functional.
…demanding that all other pageants close down immediately, unless they give the Miss Universe people… ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!
… creating a special Trans division, making Drag Queen Story Hour people exceedingly happy…
… scheduling upcoming Finals in unstable dictatorships, providing a ready target for their program of WORLD DOMINATION!!!
…: stealing our precious bodily fluids which we’d happily give to them.
Trump: “This is total CNN fake news BS because the vast majority of all Central Americans are over HERE.”
Other Nefarious Plots Being Hatched in Miss Universe Headquarters: …
Super Emus.
Other Nefarious Plots Being Hatched in Miss Universe Headquarters: …
The fix is in and the next winner will be a trans gendered women formally known as Mongo. Word is she’s from a small western town in America called Rock Ridge.