If Oppo should suddenly go very, very quiet, it is none of your business.
That is all for now. Go on with your jocularity.
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They’re going after all people, like myself, who continue to ridicule Biden on a daily basis. Biden = Putin Jr. Just whack your enemies away and move on. Who’s left to investigate? Keith Morrison?
Those twisted shillelaghs gave me instant vertigo though way back one time when my back decided to go south on me for a while. Luckily I had kept my receipt and returned it to get another one all the while experiencing vertigo and looking like Hunter S Thompson on ether.
One year I forgot to wear any green at an Irish bar on St. Patty’s Day, except my boxer shorts were green and I must have had to show them in order to not get pinched at least 8 times.
Yeah but here’s the thing. I met my future bride there actually and to this day I have the exact pair of green boxers framed and hung on a wall..never washed. I just thought it would be cool if everyone could see it and take selfies with it and all.
Don’t blame you. So far the only person to ever touch it was an innocent plumber that was Unaware of the Underwear..now there’s a catchy title for a crime mystery!
“It was a Dark and Stormy night. I asked the bartender for another Dark and Stormy and, being Irish, he asked me why I wasn’t wearing green for St. Patrick’s Day.
I lowered the front of my pants to show him my green underwear. “You were unaware of the underwear,” I chuckled.
He lowered his eyebrows and reached for a woman at my side (soon to be my wife) in a gesture of protection. I reached for my shillelagh — but it wasn’t there. Nice start to the evening . . .”
Yes they were green when I put them on because I tiedyed them. It was all just part of my master plan so I would be able to show them off to prove my greenness.
They’re going after all people, like myself, who continue to ridicule Biden on a daily basis. Biden = Putin Jr. Just whack your enemies away and move on. Who’s left to investigate? Keith Morrison?
Biden = Putin’s Tide Pod
Laced with Cyanide Nutella.
NYC is looking to ban them. Tide pods, not Biden and Putin.
I can just see the rioters throwing tide pods at the police while chanting TPM..TPM! (Tide Pods Matter)
What is this “jocularity” of which you speak?
Nothing serious Padre.
Do you know what would improve my jocularity
Having my shillelagh back.
Those twisted shillelaghs gave me instant vertigo though way back one time when my back decided to go south on me for a while. Luckily I had kept my receipt and returned it to get another one all the while experiencing vertigo and looking like Hunter S Thompson on ether.
Yeah, I was wondering what ever happened to that shillelagh. Oh, well — St. Patrick’s Day is coming up. You can pick up an extra one at any Irish bar.
One year I forgot to wear any green at an Irish bar on St. Patty’s Day, except my boxer shorts were green and I must have had to show them in order to not get pinched at least 8 times.
Interns are asking politely if you can be restricted from the so-called “Happy Hour” at this year’s St. Patrick’s Day party.
Yeah but here’s the thing. I met my future bride there actually and to this day I have the exact pair of green boxers framed and hung on a wall..never washed. I just thought it would be cool if everyone could see it and take selfies with it and all.
Cool, congratulations, and no.
Don’t blame you. So far the only person to ever touch it was an innocent plumber that was Unaware of the Underwear..now there’s a catchy title for a crime mystery!
“It was a Dark and Stormy night. I asked the bartender for another Dark and Stormy and, being Irish, he asked me why I wasn’t wearing green for St. Patrick’s Day.
I lowered the front of my pants to show him my green underwear. “You were unaware of the underwear,” I chuckled.
He lowered his eyebrows and reached for a woman at my side (soon to be my wife) in a gesture of protection. I reached for my shillelagh — but it wasn’t there. Nice start to the evening . . .”
Pulitzer right there!
Were they green when you first put them on?
Yes they were green when I put them on because I tiedyed them. It was all just part of my master plan so I would be able to show them off to prove my greenness.
It’s not easy.