Straight Line of the Day: Ways in Which Your Life Differs From That of a Gorgeous Model’s Posted by Oppo on 26 April 2024, 12:00 pm
Ways in Which Your Life Differs From That of a Gorgeous Model’s I don’t suffer the incessant leers from a Walrus. 4 Reply to this comment
Ways in Which Your Life Differs From That of a Gorgeous Model’s I don’t have to wear stupid outfits. Unless I want to. 1 Reply to this comment
Food.
Boobs
Other than the government no one wants to screw me.
Ways in Which Your Life Differs From That of a Gorgeous Model’s
I don’t suffer the incessant leers from a Walrus.
Well, I’m held together primarily by glue and sycophants, so it isn’t that…
For me, a six-figure expense includes two after the decimal…
I take my coke with ice…
My doctors specialize in gerontology…
No difference, really.
Ways in Which Your Life Differs From That of a Gorgeous Model’s
I don’t have to wear stupid outfits.
Unless I want to.