First Prize is a “thank you” from my magnificent self, plus an invitation to the Season Finale, where you’ll have the chance to give me an even better Gift!
Second Prize is anything I got from the other contestants that I don’t want, if applicable.
MC: Welcome to our new game show, “Translate the Democrat!” Good luck, contestants.
“Today is today. And yesterday was today yesterday. Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. So live today, so the future today will be as the past today as it is tomorrow.”
MC: Now contestants, translate the Democrat!
Democrat contestant: Kamala cares for us, yesterday, today and tomorrow. From the days we rode a yellow school bus throughout the significance of the passage of time.
Republican contestant: Bend over.
Independent contestant: Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria.
MC: According to the judges, the Democrat contestant has won! Congratulations on your exciting upcoming vacation, which is an all expense paid trip to El Salvador! We would like to thank our sponsor, Gitmo Airlines, official airline of getting you Commie grifters out of our country.
Democrat contestant: Gracias.
,“Scratch And Snatch” with your host, Bill Clinton! Bill passes out scratch cards with hidden pictures of bimbo’s. The contestants bid on the cards based on a short bio hoping for the best looking lady. The scratch-off winner holds the real photo and gets a night with the bimbo. If they decline (like because she’s an ugly leper), Hillary Clinton (uglier than ever with thighs the size of beef hind quarters) kidnaps them at gunpoint. The audience goes wild!
“Show Me The Money” staring Joe Biden (have your 10% ready!). Joe can fix you up with the smartest man he knows (Hunter), and fix whatever your problem is, but it’s going to cost you! Be a contestant at your own risk.
“Epstein’s List”, with your billionaire host, Bill Gates. Whatever the rules are, they’ll be violated and you’ll see a blue screen of death with needles and syringes showing up – especially if you’re the winner! Don’t play it!
~tongue-in-cheek~
In Bullitt, Lt. Bullitt (Steve McQueen) drove a Ford Mustang. It was the two hitmen chasing Bullitt who drove a Dodge Charger.
~/tongue-in-cheek~
“Steal . . . A . . . Fortune” – Winning contestants get one day as an honorary Congress critter to master the fine arts of insider trading and money laundering.
“What’s My Lie?” – Democrat quotes are read aloud, contestants have to guess from a multiple choice format which Democrat told the lie.
“You Bet Your Life, Arkancide Version” – 4 contestants enter a maze from 4 different entrances, all of which lead to a federal prosecutor at the maze exit. Each contestant carries a large envelope of evidence against Hillary Clinton, and a suicide note.
Name That Heresy: contestants listen to politicians trying to present their religious views to voters, and then are given thirty seconds to identify just what heresy they are promoting. Winners will be placed on a short list for Popehood, and losers? Well, what do we do with heretics? Anyone?
Celebrity Strip Poker
First Contestants: Sydney Sweeney vs Brad Pitt
Your host: Walrus
Who Can Give CayleyGraph2015 the Best Gift?
First Prize is a “thank you” from my magnificent self, plus an invitation to the Season Finale, where you’ll have the chance to give me an even better Gift!
Second Prize is anything I got from the other contestants that I don’t want, if applicable.
Pee or poo?
#1 or #2?
MC: Welcome to our new game show, “Translate the Democrat!” Good luck, contestants.
“Today is today. And yesterday was today yesterday. Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. So live today, so the future today will be as the past today as it is tomorrow.”
MC: Now contestants, translate the Democrat!
Democrat contestant: Kamala cares for us, yesterday, today and tomorrow. From the days we rode a yellow school bus throughout the significance of the passage of time.
Republican contestant: Bend over.
Independent contestant: Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria.
MC: According to the judges, the Democrat contestant has won! Congratulations on your exciting upcoming vacation, which is an all expense paid trip to El Salvador! We would like to thank our sponsor, Gitmo Airlines, official airline of getting you Commie grifters out of our country.
Democrat contestant: Gracias.
I thought Oppo was going to start a new game using the Greek Alphabet after Z ended.
,“Scratch And Snatch” with your host, Bill Clinton! Bill passes out scratch cards with hidden pictures of bimbo’s. The contestants bid on the cards based on a short bio hoping for the best looking lady. The scratch-off winner holds the real photo and gets a night with the bimbo. If they decline (like because she’s an ugly leper), Hillary Clinton (uglier than ever with thighs the size of beef hind quarters) kidnaps them at gunpoint. The audience goes wild!
“Show Me The Money” staring Joe Biden (have your 10% ready!). Joe can fix you up with the smartest man he knows (Hunter), and fix whatever your problem is, but it’s going to cost you! Be a contestant at your own risk.
“Epstein’s List”, with your billionaire host, Bill Gates. Whatever the rules are, they’ll be violated and you’ll see a blue screen of death with needles and syringes showing up – especially if you’re the winner! Don’t play it!
Dodge Bullet
~tongue-in-cheek~
In Bullitt, Lt. Bullitt (Steve McQueen) drove a Ford Mustang. It was the two hitmen chasing Bullitt who drove a Dodge Charger.
~/tongue-in-cheek~
“Steal . . . A . . . Fortune” – Winning contestants get one day as an honorary Congress critter to master the fine arts of insider trading and money laundering.
“What’s My Lie?” – Democrat quotes are read aloud, contestants have to guess from a multiple choice format which Democrat told the lie.
“You Bet Your Life, Arkancide Version” – 4 contestants enter a maze from 4 different entrances, all of which lead to a federal prosecutor at the maze exit. Each contestant carries a large envelope of evidence against Hillary Clinton, and a suicide note.
Name That Heresy: contestants listen to politicians trying to present their religious views to voters, and then are given thirty seconds to identify just what heresy they are promoting. Winners will be placed on a short list for Popehood, and losers? Well, what do we do with heretics? Anyone?
Celebrity Russian Roulette.
MAO! MAO!