Sen. John Cornyn proposes naming major Texas highway ‘Trump Interstate’
WFAA (DFW) | 05/12/2026 | Jaime E. GalvanU.S. Sen. John Cornyn is introducing new legislation that would designate a major U.S. highway as “Interstate 47,” or “Trump Interstate.”
Cornyn announced Monday that he introduced the I-47 Future Interstate Act, which would designate U.S. Highway 287 as a future interstate stretching from Port Arthur, Texas, to Choteau, Montana.
Port Arthur? Should be called the Janis Joplin Mainline.
John Cornyn, holding a sign that says: Will Pander For Trump’s Approval.
Plenty of signage confirming you’re on Trump Interstate.
Cool. As long as there’s plenty of fast food joints along the way like DQ, not because they are LBGTQ friendly, but because they are good. 🌮 🌮 🌮
Whatever you find will be YUGH! The BEST! All the other highways will be dead. Everyone will line up to be.on the TRUMP HIGHWAY.
Lots of dead armadillos…