(A guest-post from T-dog [High Praise!]
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10: “Huh… that wasn’t supposed to happen.”
9: “I’m glad the Supreme Court knows the Constitution as well as I pretend to know it.”
8: “I know I said the Supreme Court doesn’t have power to make decisions like this, but it worked in my favor so who cares.”
7: “Let me be clear, this is a tax, not what I said it wasn’t earlier.”
6: “Quiet on the putting green.”
5: “I passed Obamacare, I ruled on its constitutionality, and I have taken possession of the Supreme Court.”
4: “Today healthcare. Tomorrow Piggly Wiggly!”
3: “Today I begin to rule my opponents with an iron fist of jello.”
2: “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still Animal Farm.”
1: “I. Am. Screwed.”
Yay, T-dog!
BTW, Piggly Wiggly probably received one of over a thousand Obamacare exemptions. But I’m guessing here.
“That was a gutsy call, Roberts.”
Piggly Wiggly = Solyndra ?
holders next job can be stamping the prices on soup.
Yay, that one can finally control the cost of arugula!!111!!
Harvey, I love your (and Frank’s?) guest posting program.
Oh, right. We’re supposed to recommend alternatives he missed.
“Tax me, tax me not. Tax me, tax me not…”
(You know, like “She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not….” I credit CarolynThe IncredibleMother for that theme.)
Here’s another one I like:
“Onward, Christian soldiers!”
Wow, they must have been as stoned as I am
“Ask not what your country…. Hey, somebody turn on the teleprompter, ok?”
Well, you know that I didn’t really need them any way.