You know what that gloating hag Pelosi said after the Supreme Court decision? “We made history.”
Yeah, well if that’s true, then my dog just made history on the living room rug.
Archive of entries posted on 29th June 2012
Moon Nuker Theater: Space Debt
[High Praise! to Dave]
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #1)
You can take a hippie-punch at fame by creating your own IMAO-worthy video at Xtranormal (“If you can type, you can make movies”). Send a link to harvolson-at-gmail.com and I’ll give it a look. If it isn’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and it doesn’t suck too terribly bad, I’ll post it and let the readers throw roses and/or tomatoes at you.
You’ve Been Judged!
Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to Barack Obama said, “I had a terrible dream last night…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
By the way, I should mention that #1 was a hell of a read. I guarantee you won’t see its equal until John starts his own blog.
See? It’s a GOOD Thing Holder’s in Contempt
I see the House voted 255-67 to hold Attorney General Eric Holder in criminal contempt for not turning over the requested documents related to Fast & Furious.
A criminal Attorney General… a perfect matching bookend for the tax cheat Treasury Secretary.
Foolproof Plan for Repealing Obamacare
Simply challenge the Democrats to a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. If they lose, they have to vote in favor of repeal:
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“Researchers at the University of Tokyo have created a robot hand that has a 100% winning rate playing rock-paper-scissors. Using a high-speed camera, the robot recognises within one millisecond which shape the human hand is making, then produces the corresponding winning shape.”
Link of the Day: Why Obamacare Is Like a Dog and Leaked F&F Documents
Twofer today. Keln at Nuking Politics has been putting some commenters on stage, and, in my best cranky British reality show judge voice, I give them a “yes”.
First, Charon with:
Excerpt:
this is a post about that stupid, stupid dog the Liberals have. Commerce Clause. It’s probably a Jack Russel or something as bewilderingly stupid. Commerce Clause had been smacked on the nose a few years ago, and sent chasing after justification for everything the pinkos want. Today, it reached the end of it’s chain, well… Justice Roberts stepped on it’s chain, and the once rampant Commerce Clause got clotheslined, like the dog that big rooster used to torment. Whatever happened to him? He seemed like a nice conservative gent…
Second, Arik with:
Leaked F&F Documents Prove Obama’s Brilliance
Excerpt:
In a stunning turn of events, WTFA-TV, the NBC affiliate in Washington, DC, has come into possession of a number of documents purported to be from the Department of Justice regarding the Fast and Furious gunrunning scandal.
While the House investigation into the scandal focuses on the theory that the gunrunning program is either a botched attempt to track guns from weapons dealers in the U.S. to drug cartels in Mexico, or the much more cynical theory that it was a botched attempt to subvert the second amendment regarding U.S. citizens’ right to bear arms, the new documents appear to point in a much different direction.
In one email from the President to Attorney General Holder, Obama is quoted: “Undocumented immigration from Mexico is becoming a terrible burden on the economy. In addition, I think American citizens have a right to safe and secure borders. We need to come up with a plan to secure the borders and keep this great nation safe.”
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Democrats Squander Your Campaign Contributions
[High Praise! to Hunter of Atomic Monkey Action Squad]
Recent screenshot from IMAO:
Maybe Fauxcahontas should consider a new PR guy for her election run, because the one she has doesn’t seem to understand that just because a website mentions someone’s name, it doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re friendly or even receptive to the message.
I really hope they’re not getting billed pay-per-click. That could end up being both ineffective AND expensive for the Warren campaign.
Top 10 Things Obama Said After the SCOTUS Ruling on Obamacare
(A guest-post from T-dog [High Praise!]
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10: “Huh… that wasn’t supposed to happen.”
9: “I’m glad the Supreme Court knows the Constitution as well as I pretend to know it.”
8: “I know I said the Supreme Court doesn’t have power to make decisions like this, but it worked in my favor so who cares.”
7: “Let me be clear, this is a tax, not what I said it wasn’t earlier.”
6: “Quiet on the putting green.”
5: “I passed Obamacare, I ruled on its constitutionality, and I have taken possession of the Supreme Court.”
4: “Today healthcare. Tomorrow Piggly Wiggly!”
3: “Today I begin to rule my opponents with an iron fist of jello.”
2: “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still Animal Farm.”
1: “I. Am. Screwed.”
Partially Agreeing With the Democrat from Missouri
Democrat Missouri Governor Jay Nixon recently explained why he doesn’t plan on implementing Obamacare in his state, saying “There are aspects of it that just don’t make sense here.”
To be perfectly accurate, Governor, there ain’t a damn bit of it makes sense anywhere.
Moon Nuker Mail: Wait… Why the Heck Would Democrats Like Obamacare?
Marilyn [High Praise!] emailed with this quite sensible observation:
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Having read a lot of pro Obamacare comments today, I find it interesting that the same people who are all about unlimited welfare suddenly feel that people should have to purchase insurance so everyone else doesn’t have to foot their unpaid medical bills. So welfare, endless federal unemployment and food stamps are fine, but they draw the line at a hospital bill?
Now THIS Is How to Deal With Hate Mail From Liberal Idiots
[via Hot Air]
Full disclosure: I have not read the children’s book, “One Nation Under God: A Book for Little Patriots“. For all I know, the writing could be terrible and the artwork atrocious.
However, none of the vile (but censored in the video) complaints posted by left-wing commenters were bemoaning the product’s quality. They simply attacked the very values the book embodied with Attilainian viciousness, sans even an iota of grace or reason.
However, the author’s response to the messages… it’s the sort of brilliantly understated right-wing satire that dreams are made of:
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #14,519)
Instead of arguing with those bigoted, brain-dead, raged-out simpletons, she just rolled with their petty insults and made a point of showing that, bless their little hearts, of COURSE their one-dimensional sterotypes are perfectly accurate.
You can almost hear their heads exploding.
Straight Line of the Day: Obama Just Proposed a New Piece of Legislation…
[High Praise! to T-dog]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama just proposed a new piece of legislation…
Obama’s Newest Campaign Theme
Buzzfeed notes that, in the last few campaign stops, President Obama has been test-driving the theme that his re-election can “break the stalemate”.
Ya know… I think we’d rather just quit playing his game, instead.
Cats Against Obamacare
Moon Nuker Theater: Abraham Lincoln Reacts to the Supreme Court’s Health Care Decision
[High Praise! to Chris]
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #16)
You can take a hippie-punch at fame by creating your own IMAO-worthy video at Xtranormal (“If you can type, you can make movies”). Send a link to harvolson-at-gmail.com and I’ll give it a look. If it isn’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and it doesn’t suck too terribly bad, I’ll post it and let the readers throw roses and/or tomatoes at you.