In a post showing a made-in-China Obama-looks-like-Mao t-shirt, Coop commented:
WHERE DO I GET ONE OF THESE SHIRTS?!?!
I can’t travel to China, allergic to commies.
Ya know, I think I could probably whip up a cheap American knock-off version.
So… quick Moon Nuker focus group reaction – do you think this would be an item that belongs in the IMAO Store?
And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest. How do you feel?
Vice President Joe Biden said his wife Jill and First Lady Michelle Obama “would not have any chance without some help” from the government.
True. Without the government, they might’ve married men who actually worked for a living.
[High Praise! to Bunkerhillbilly for the inspiration]
“Being in the condition of having eaten a dog.”
After the Democrat Mayor of Newark, Cory Booker, made unflattering remarks about the Obama administration, one ranking administration official said “he’s dead to us.”
I’m not sure whether they’re trying to say that they hate him, or that they consider him a lock to vote Democrat.
[High Praise! to Derek]
Gilboa Snake DBR (Double Barrel Rifle)
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
The reason Obama didn’t campaign in Wisconsin wasn’t that he didn’t want the stench of defeat on him, it was because he was too busy. Busy with what? Well, lately he’s been heading a nationwide hunt for the economy’s real killer. Man, it freaked him out when they zeroed in on him.
“Obama, we’ve located the economy’s real killer, and HE’S SOMEWHERE INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!”
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An uncaptioned lolterizt! picture for you for the next edition:
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I’ll give it to Arik, along with cursing his name for reminding us that Demi Moore made that piece of crap movie.
What say you?
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MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
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Angela Rye, Executive Director of the Congressional Black Caucus, has declared that the term “cool” is now a negative racial term. So we’ve gone from the threat of slavery for black to the threat… of being referred to as “cool.”
NO PROGRESS WHATSOEVER! SEPARATE RACIAL GROUPS IN CONGRESS ARE TOTALLY NECESSARY AND NOT ARCHAIC!
Don’t be a racist. Anytime a black person does something, say, “That’s not cool!”
Apparently they look upon him as some sort of heroic commie icon.
T-shirts showing an image of a revolutionary styled US President Barack Obama at a stall in Beijing on May 16, 2012.
Somewhere, Saul Alinsky is doing whatever the opposite of “rolling over in your grave” is.
Romney had an ad mentioning how unemployment at the end of his tenure as governor of Massachusetts was 4.7%, and Politifact, the fact-checking site, looked into it, found that the unemployment was 4.7% when Romney left office, so it rated the statement… “Half True.”
Since a lot of us are a bit tired of these editorialists trying to disguise themselves as objective fact-checkers, we had some fun on Twitter coming up with other Politifact ratings. Here were the ones I came up with:
POLITIFACT RATINGS:
Can’t say “true” because that would just encourage them.
Tralse
Shut up, wingnut, and take your “objective facts” with you!
Completely and utterly false, but he meant well so “Half True”
Can’t quite say “true” because then we’d be agreeing with — you know — those people.
False, because it goes against “Obama winning reelection” which we rated as “True”.
True but not correct.
False, because we decided this truth doesn’t matter.
False, because if we said otherwise we might lose a party invite.
Yeah, all the facts line up, but I just can’t quite say “True” for some reason and I have to go with my gut.
True, but that’s not what your mom said last night.
False, because you can’t handle the truth.
Somewhere between “true but false” and “false but true”.
Isn’t not the opposite of untrue.
There’s a New Yorker article on what Obama would do if reelected. I didn’t read it, though, as I couldn’t get past how they put an accent mark on the second ‘e’ in reelected. Still, I came up with my own guesses on what Obama would do.
WHAT OBAMA WOULD DO IF REELECTED
* Laugh maniacally.
* Find out what number comes after trillion.
* Reunite the choom gang.
* Do a rain dance with Elizabeth Warren.
* Order drone strikes on anyone ordering a soda larger than 16 ounces.
* Eats all the dogs he wants.
* Get Biden that rabbit farm he’s always going on and on about.
* Play two hundred more rounds of golf.
* Write four more memoirs about it.
* Stop asking permission to be clear and just be clear.
* Get a week to be completely undisturbed and do nothing but eat waffles.
* Answer any challenge to his political ideas with, “I won… again!”
I don’t know about this iOS upgrade. The thought of John Malkovich with a more powerful Siri creeps me out.
If you think Obama has done a competent job as president, there’s a good chance you’re a racist idiot.
Remember the days before spellcheck? Once as a kid I tried to look up how to spell “chauffeur” in the dictionary. Futile.
Maybe they should change spelling bees so that you get credit if you’re close enough for auto-correct to fix it.
I never need to cheat in school because I’m very smart, but if I ever wanted to I’d be like a cheating supervillian.
Who are these people demanding more Joy Behar on TV and is the FBI keeping tabs on them?
Obama didn’t campaign in Wisconsin because he was washing his hair that night.
Way to keep Politifact busy: Have them rule on the statement “Politifact will rate this false.”
Wall Street Journal: the Obama administration “increasingly looks like a house of cards.”
What I wish Romney would say: “I’m a big fan.”
