Twofer today. Keln at Nuking Politics has been putting some commenters on stage, and, in my best cranky British reality show judge voice, I give them a “yes”.
First, Charon with:
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this is a post about that stupid, stupid dog the Liberals have. Commerce Clause. It’s probably a Jack Russel or something as bewilderingly stupid. Commerce Clause had been smacked on the nose a few years ago, and sent chasing after justification for everything the pinkos want. Today, it reached the end of it’s chain, well… Justice Roberts stepped on it’s chain, and the once rampant Commerce Clause got clotheslined, like the dog that big rooster used to torment. Whatever happened to him? He seemed like a nice conservative gent…
Second, Arik with:
Leaked F&F Documents Prove Obama’s Brilliance
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In a stunning turn of events, WTFA-TV, the NBC affiliate in Washington, DC, has come into possession of a number of documents purported to be from the Department of Justice regarding the Fast and Furious gunrunning scandal.
While the House investigation into the scandal focuses on the theory that the gunrunning program is either a botched attempt to track guns from weapons dealers in the U.S. to drug cartels in Mexico, or the much more cynical theory that it was a botched attempt to subvert the second amendment regarding U.S. citizens’ right to bear arms, the new documents appear to point in a much different direction.
In one email from the President to Attorney General Holder, Obama is quoted: “Undocumented immigration from Mexico is becoming a terrible burden on the economy. In addition, I think American citizens have a right to safe and secure borders. We need to come up with a plan to secure the borders and keep this great nation safe.”
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
As I told Red Square over at the people’s cube, I received a copy of the letter Obama sent to Congressman Issa re: Issa’s request for Obama’s justification of executive privlege concerning F&F documents. Her is a copy of that letter:
Dear Mr. Issa
Just who in the hell do you think you are? Challenging ME. I am Teh Won. I am the god of the Democrats. What makes you think I have to live by the mundane rules and laws of you kulaks? Precedent? Who gives a shit? I am the Allahdamned RULER of this realm.
You teabaggers and those 5 idiots on the Supreme Court who are trying to prevent My vision for a fair, wealth distributed, everything free America had just better watch your asses, because after I am re-elected, I’ll have more flexibility to deal with your treasonous asses.
These f***ing elections are such a pain in the ass, I think I will do away with them after this next one.
You can take your letter and shove it up your ass. I’ll deal with you personally, you Teapublican puke!
Sincerely,
Barak Hussein Obama, Ruler for Life