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  1. If my car becomes sentient I think I’d be able to convince it to run some uber gig work on the side in exchange for trips to the bikini car wash.

    If anything so it didn’t have to hang out in the boring old parking lot while I’m at work.

  2. …blah blah blah… you only like me for my body… blah blah… when we get to Cleveland get out…

    (Later) …ohhhhh baby, buff that wax good baby, now oil my pistons and drive me hard and fast fast faster ohhhh Dodge…

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