Straight Line of the Day: What Would Frighten and Confuse a Caveman? Posted by Oppo on 7 August 2026, 12:00 pm
A Cavewoman comes waking in looking like: AOC Hillary Pelosi or Maxine Waters and bends over in front of Caveman. Reply to this comment
Monster Trucks Fighter Jets Firearms Weed Burners (the propane flame throwers, not Hippies) Trank Zombies Any 24 hour gym A Scuba Diver An adult toy shop Reply to this comment
Best to ask Al Green for an answer. Hurry, he got primaried! No more SOTUs for him! Reply to this comment
…the fact that insurance companies other than GEICO exist.
A cavewoman…
Some things are universal.
A Cavewoman comes waking in looking like:
AOC
Hillary
Pelosi or
Maxine Waters and bends over in front of Caveman.
A twenty-pelt tax for maintaining a second cave…
A limit on fire use, to prevent a climate catastrophe…
The Forager Diet…meat not allowed…
Pauly Shore?
This question, apparently. I don’t get it.
A pride parade.
Monster Trucks
Fighter Jets
Firearms
Weed Burners (the propane flame throwers, not Hippies)
Trank Zombies
Any 24 hour gym
A Scuba Diver
An adult toy shop
Best to ask Al Green for an answer. Hurry, he got primaried! No more SOTUs for him!
A joy buzzer.