[High Praise! to Jimmy]
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Uncle Jimmy’s Top Ten List – Where Obama Thinks Businesses Come From
(drum roll, please….\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / )
10) It Takes A Village
9 ) The kindness of strangers
8 ) Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood block grants
7 ) Jimmy Carter’s Habitat for Oh The Humanity
6 ) Off the backs of hobos and hippies
5 ) People with change in their hearts and hope in their pockets
4 ) People building roads with shovels, carrying cement in buckets
3 ) Your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
2 ) The collective subconscious
and the number one place Where Obama Thinks Businesses Come From:
1 ) Allah!
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Are teachers, cops and firefighters considered ‘businesses’?
Because they seem to be the only ‘jobs’ the Obamanator ever mentions.
11. Magic Beans
12. The Stork
13. The Commerce Clause
No, no, no, no DamnCat. The Commerce Clause can not produce Businesses. It can only destroy them.
14) Spontaneous combustion
15) The Higgs Boson
16) Mother Nature’s bosom
17) Out of left field
They should have sent a poet. I have no idea.
5 ) People with change in their hearts and hope in their pockets
Because Obama took the change in their pockets and left only hope. He would take the change in their hearts if he could figure out how.
1. You find them under cabbages
2. The Business Fairy
3. At the end of the rainbow, guarded by a leprechaun
4. Wrapped up in boxes under the Kwanza tree
18) Harvard
When asked to explain his remarks on business, Obama replied, “Business? We ain’t got no business. We doan need no stinkin’ business!”
11) From the teat of the Benevolent State.
The list from the teleprompter.
PIDOOMA
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